# Copious amounts of ejaculate **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669 "2001-01-12T08:07:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/81 "2001-01-17T16:05:19Z")
Man Oh Man. I’ve been silently following this thread since its inception. I didn’t want to get involved, I really didn’t. But Damnit I’m too curious! Uh… on your next round of emails could you please include [enright3@bellsouth.net](mailto:enright3@bellsouth.net)? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/82 "2001-01-17T16:13:37Z")
Could someone send me the link for this guy? [mccaj@pegasystems.com](mailto:mccaj@pegasystems.com) Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/83 "2001-01-17T16:30:29Z")
Everyone keeps saying his balls are incredibly big but they look real. I’m thinking they’re larger than average but not inhumanly big and they look **fake**. Just something about them, the way they look, they just don’t look real. And another reason they might seem so big is because, ummmm…this guy is hung like a tic-tac. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/84 "2001-01-17T16:53:07Z")
Cisco, you seem to be set on this being a real person doing a lot of semen naturally & if that’s your take on this then there is nothing I can do or say to dissuade you & thus, I honorably give up in that area. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/85 "2001-01-17T17:08:46Z")
Actually, **handy** , he’s saying the exact opposite. Alright, send me the damn video as well. Let’s end this once and for all. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/86 "2001-01-17T17:22:24Z")
I’ve seen this video quite a while ago. Hey, I would have brought the thing up earlier had I known that you were _this_ interested:D! Aside from the obvious, what struck me is that the guy is totally limp immediately after his unusual performance. Which is somewhat unexpected and could lead to the conclusion that something is amiss. The substance looks real enough to me, even though it differs from mine. As far as scrotum size is concerned, I’ve seen bigger, although this, like the quantity of the discharge, must be seen as out-of-the-ordinary. ---
**Author:** ![mwg1234](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mwg1234](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mwg1234)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/87 "2001-01-17T18:52:16Z")
…I’m in: [mwg1234@yahoo.com](mailto:mwg1234@yahoo.com) Thanks. I think. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/88 "2001-01-17T19:37:11Z")
Fine, fine…send me the link, in the interest of defeating ignorance, of course. \ [thinksnow@ohiostatebuckeyes.com](mailto:thinksnow@ohiostatebuckeyes.com) ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/89 "2001-01-17T22:27:12Z")
uugggghhh… I can’t believe I watched that five times… at least it was better than _Mission to Mars_… I have my own theories… but I **really** wanna try and aget the image outta my head… uuugggghhhh… ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/90 "2001-01-17T22:56:03Z")
Reading this tread is like driving by the scene of an accident. I can’t help but want to look for myself. [kepili@excite.com](mailto:kepili@excite.com) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/91 "2001-01-18T00:18:55Z")
After seeing the video, I’m pretty sure Badtz had it right. I used to be an x-ray tech and I used to do retrograde cystourethrograms all the time. Currently, as a nuclear medicine tech, I do cystograms occasionally. It’s a simple matter to insert a catheter into the urethra and fill the bladder with any type of fluid you want (in the retrograde cystourethrograms we used an iodine based radiopaque dye, in cystograms we use saline with a radioactive tracer). I can tell you that it is _not_ difficult for the patients to relieve themselves after the filling stage. While the guy’s testicles are larger than average, I’m still not inclined to think they’re false. The simple answer (Occam’s Razor invoked) is that the man was catheterized, a small amount (we use up to 300 mls of saline in cystograms, and that is on pediatric patients) of semen-like fluid was gravity-fed into the man’s bladder and he masturbated and sequentially urinated the viscous fluid out at oragsm-like intervals. There’s no doubt in my mind whatsoever that this explanation is the correct one. The only thing exceptional about it is that (and every male knows this) it is _very_ painful to start and stop the flow while urinating. ---
**Author:** ![Snotfist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@Snotfist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snotfist)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/92 "2001-01-18T00:51:42Z")
I was reading this and I have to see this for myself to get the whole perceptive. Thanks in advance. [Snotfist@crosswinds.net](mailto:Snotfist@crosswinds.net) ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/93 "2001-01-18T01:03:33Z")
First: Thank you for not posting the link. Second: I leave it up to each individual considering emailing the link to determine that the recipient of the link is legal to receive it in the recipient’s jurisdiction, including the proper determination of the potential recipient’s age. The Chicago Reader wants no part of this. ---
**Author:** ![barbitu8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@barbitu8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barbitu8)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/94 "2001-01-18T01:59:53Z")
I have not looked at this thread before because I found the subject not very interesting by the title. Having some few minutes time, I decided to take a peek and see why this thread has not floundered. After reading all the posts, I’m pretty sure Democritus, with lantern in hand, has found the answer. To confirm that I would have to see the clip. However, everybody loves a mystery. So please don’t email it to me. BTW, my email address is [irvingr5@home.com](mailto:irvingr5@home.com) ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/95 "2001-01-18T03:16:19Z")
Okay, I gotta see this. Please e-mail me the video. [TibsTanglewood@aol.com](mailto:TibsTanglewood@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/96 "2001-01-18T03:34:06Z")
or the link. You don’t have to e-mail the actual video, sorry about that. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/97 "2001-01-18T03:47:50Z")
Would it be beyond the bounds of acceptable behavior to post the website and directions to find the link, to lighten the burden on Doob to send out e-mails? Perhaps posting the name of the website, along with the date or title of the video? I’m not sure how searchable the index is, or if the links are periodic. Just a suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/98 "2001-01-18T04:51:20Z")
> [@](#): > > The only thing exceptional about it is that (and every male knows this) it is very painful to start and stop the flow while urinating. Not THAT painful, in fact stopping your urine flow while urinating is an exercise that is recomended for building up the muscles to control your orgasms and to make them stronger. Anyway, from what I heard (I have not seen the video, just read the descriptions) he only spurts when he has his hand pulled back to the base - maybe he is squeezing when he moves the hand forward to stop the flow, which would not be as uncomfortable as stopping the flow by use of internal muscles. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/99 "2001-01-18T05:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > **in fact stopping your urine flow while urinating is an exercise that is recomended for building up the muscles to control your orgasms and to make them stronger** You’re thinking of the infamous Kegel excersise, and while you use the same muscles and same contractions that you do to stop the flow of urine, it is highly recommended that you do _NOT_ do this while urinating. It can cause problems. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/100 "2001-01-19T00:42:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*Would it be beyond the bounds of acceptable behavior to post the website and directions to find the link, to lighten the burden on Doob to send out e-mails? > > Perhaps posting the name of the website, along with the date or title of the video? I’m not sure how searchable the index is, or if the links are periodic. > > Just a suggestion. \*\* I’d just as soon the SD stay as far away from this video as possible. Sorry about the inconvenience, **Doob**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=6)