# Copious amounts of ejaculate **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 12, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669 "2001-01-12T08:07:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/101 "2001-01-19T02:36:33Z")
I haven’t seen the shot nor do I want to but as far as the chemotherapy issue, I can confirm that it does exist. The procedure is called cystoscopy with retrograde chemotherapy where the agent is instilled into the bladder. Since this usually done as an outpatient, I didn’t see this done in the hospital where I worked on an oncology floor for 10 years. A foley catheter is inserted and the bladder is filled with the chemo and the tube is clamped for a certain period of time. Then the clamp is released, the bladder is drained and the tube is removed. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/102 "2001-01-22T12:07:34Z")
Hope I’m not unearthing a dead thread, but I’ve been gone a few days so I’m reading through the recent archives, and I wanted to add a few things. I’ve seen it, and I think Demo nailed it. Is a foreskin normally that thin and floppy? I had always thought they were rather thickish, and not so long. FTR, living in a house as a teen where the bathroom is either downstairs (2 flights) or down the hall past mom’n’pop’s room, some necessities come into play. I have taught myself to retrograde ejaculate, and urination after is not painful. I can also start and stop urination with no pain or discomfort whatsoever. Also, I can maintain an erection indefinately before or after an ejaculation with no… er, stimulation. I guess I just have amazing control of my genitals? Maybe I should go into pornos or tantric sex or something. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![BickByro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@BickByro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BickByro)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/103 "2001-01-22T16:30:34Z")
all right, i asked for this link back on page 1, and i still have no clear idea what level of human freakishness we’re dealing with… somebody PLEASE send the video of Sperm Man over to [bickbyro@altavista.com](mailto:bickbyro@altavista.com) ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/104 "2001-01-22T16:40:43Z")
**Tim** , you should hone your abilities and revive the lost art of the “Dick Shadow Puppet”. If you could get him to sing “Figaro” you’d make a million dollars. jb ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/105 "2001-01-23T01:29:23Z")
Could I get this link please? I just have to see what all this fuss is about. ``` vivalamia@aol.com ``` ---
**Author:** ![dean2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@dean2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dean2001)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/106 "2001-01-23T02:13:32Z")
I think that what they’ve done is put whatever liquid that they use in porn movies to look like seman into his bladder either by a catheter or a turkey baster, or whatever, and he is actually pissing it out. He could hold as much as a half-pint that way. He looks like he is stopping and starting the stream, because if you look there is no muscle spasms as there would be in in a real orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/107 "2001-10-23T00:01:49Z")
Being a woman, I really haven’t a clue about how much is considered the “normal” amount… but from sexual experience, past and present, I think the amount just varies… I have known guys who have had a minimal amount, and then there is my guy now… who lets just say has quite a bit of a heavier “load”. he is a smoker and not always the “healthiest” of eaters… so I am not sure how much difference that makes… all I know is that they all vary. As for the questions about wanting to have a more plentiful load… might I ask why? I don’t believe it is any more attractive to woman whether there is a little or a lot, as long as it is there along with immense enjoyment… Please tell me this is not a variant of \*\* the size thing \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/108 "2001-10-23T00:45:57Z")
Ok, you’ve got me curious. Can someone send me the link to the video? [ellindsey@lycos.com](mailto:ellindsey@lycos.com) ---
**Author:** ![Piell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@Piell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Piell)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/109 "2001-10-23T02:27:45Z")
I have to see this. [KBobbob13@aol.com](mailto:KBobbob13@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/110 "2001-10-23T02:50:48Z")
O.K. I wasn’t going to get drawn into this, but now I’ve gotta see what all the fuss is about… 😉 Please send the link to : [goo@torana-mania.com](mailto:goo@torana-mania.com) (and no, it’s NOT an underscore) Thanks ---
**Author:** ![Aestivalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Aestivalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aestivalis)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/111 "2001-10-23T03:51:23Z")
I hesitated the first time this thread came around, but now I’m curious too. Please send the link to me at [rwhwg@hotmail.com](mailto:rwhwg@hotmail.com). ---
**Author:** ![OliverTwistofLime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b487fb/32.png) [@OliverTwistofLime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OliverTwistofLime)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/112 "2001-10-23T04:19:38Z")
Having read 3 pages on this thread, I finally caved in and would also like to see the video. Would appreciate it if someone would send me the link…at [radialartery@earthlink.net](mailto:radialartery@earthlink.net). Thanx ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/113 "2001-10-23T04:50:01Z")
Note: I dont even remember the description of the thread link, i dont have the thread link, and it’s a little too late to ask me again for it. At the time i was willing to email, but well, with what i’ve already said, there’s no point in asking me anymore. Sorry, you missed your chance. And shame on whoever dredged this thread from thread hell 🙂 (I am not mad, really, just letting you all know before you email expecting me to send you the link) ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/114 "2001-10-23T04:59:35Z")
Sorry, VIDEO link, not thread link! ---
**Author:** ![rfsgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/90db22/32.png) [@rfsgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rfsgrl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/115 "2001-10-24T01:17:20Z")
Guilty as charged!! 😃 Blame this on one miss angelnside, she was the one who was talking me through this and brought me to this wonderful thread…LOL. Sorry for bringing back old memories… 😛 but you have to admit it was food for thought. Just had to give my two cents… even if it was a day late and more than a dollar short ---
**Author:** ![Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patricinus_Scriblerus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/116 "2001-10-24T02:11:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > \*\*Disclaimer: This _is_ a serious question. I am not posting this to rile anyone up, or try and sound funny. > > …since the normal amount is about a teaspoon full (or 3cc’s as a friends discovered \*\* I am surprised that no one has touched this one yet. I am curious as to hat kind of scientific tests your “friends” used to discover that 3cc’s is about normal ---
**Author:** ![Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Patricinus\_Scriblerus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patricinus_Scriblerus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/117 "2001-10-24T02:24:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > \*\*Disclaimer: This _is_ a serious question. I am not posting this to rile anyone up, or try and sound funny. > > …since the normal amount is about a teaspoon full (or 3cc’s as a friends discovered \*\* I am surprised that no one has touched this one yet. I am curious as to what kind of scientific tests your “friends” used to discover that 3cc’s is about normal. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/118 "2001-10-24T15:11:19Z")
I saw XXX rated Bloopers video once, it showed the fake cum & other things. 3cc is plenty but why are people concerned about how much there is? it only takes one little spermie to make a baby. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/119 "2001-10-24T15:14:01Z")
i am still of the opinion that a) fellow has had a texas catheter, i.e. filled his bladder with a foreign substance, and is pissing it out, or b) is seminiforously gifted. don’t think there’s enough evidence to say either way. layter, jb ---
**Author:** ![Running\_with\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Running\_with\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Running_with_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/120 "2001-10-24T17:09:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*i am still of the opinion that > > a) fellow has had a texas catheter, i.e. filled his bladder with a foreign substance, and is pissing it out, or > > b) is seminiforously gifted. > > don’t think there’s enough evidence to say either way. > > layter, > > jb \*\* Pretty sure it’s **a** , I’ve seen the video, notice that the video starts just as he starts ejaculating, with some static on the top (or bottom - I don’t remember) of the picture as if a tape had been paused. If it were legit they probably would have shown part of the “work” :). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669.md?page=7)