# Copious amounts of ejaculate

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 12, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669 "2001-01-12T08:07:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/121 "2001-10-25T03:28:14Z")

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Incidentally, does this thread set a record for number of perusals? Just curious.

Congrats, Doobious.

Bump.

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/122 "2001-10-25T07:55:44Z")

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Okay. I have to see now.

[iberii@hotmail.com](mailto:iberii@hotmail.com)

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**Author:** ![Kyann22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a4c791/32.png) [@Kyann22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyann22)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/123 "2001-10-26T16:13:12Z")

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Hmmm…I feel like I’m missing something…if it can lead to 3 pages of discussion…well, I gotta see it…

[kyann22@hotmail.com](mailto:kyann22@hotmail.com)

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/124 "2002-03-17T23:29:45Z")

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… but now I’m looking at some of my old posts, and I can’t resist, now that this has died down. Does anyone still have this mpg?

[enright3@bellsouth.net](mailto:enright3@bellsouth.net)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/125 "2002-03-17T23:48:21Z")

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My WAG (and fondest hope) is:

His penis and scrotum are **so** small that they can tuck up into abdominal cavities. His “package” is totally artificial and _glued_ on. and consists mostly fluid reservoir, pump and batteries.

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**Author:** ![regnad\_kcin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@regnad\_kcin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/regnad_kcin)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/126 "2002-03-18T20:32:56Z")

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My curiosity is as piqued as piqued can be!

Please…

[jtegnell@hotmail.com](mailto:jtegnell@hotmail.com)

…thanks!

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/127 "2002-03-18T22:54:57Z")

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Okay, I gotta see this thing, too. This is hilarious. 😃

[magical\_silver\_key@yahoo.com](mailto:magical_silver_key@yahoo.com)

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**Author:** ![LifeWillFall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@LifeWillFall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeWillFall)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/128 "2002-03-19T00:04:47Z")

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I’m a little Curious

[Evan@socal.rr.com](mailto:Evan@socal.rr.com)

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**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/129 "2002-03-19T00:43:27Z")

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I have the videos posted to some eGroups I have. There are 10 of them and I just download another the other day (which may be a different guy) but it’s not posted. There is also a little discussion of how he might be capable of it.

Anyone interested can e-mail me and if I can establish that you are of age, I’ll send you the url.

Bob

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/130 "2002-03-19T00:52:12Z")

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Is there anything further to add, factually, to this thread? If not, I’m going to close it.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/131 "2002-03-19T01:33:41Z")

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OK, so it doesn’t take a Sherlock to go to Google and type in Peter North and see a model of Mr. North’s claim to fame.

And there, in glorious color, is a photo of a rubber version of Mr. North’s pride that can be FILLED WITH VARIOUS SOLUTIONS to simulate orgasm…repeat…this rubbery, copy of the male anatomy can be filled with sugar solutions, Nivea hand cream, non-fat yogurt…and then it’s just a matter of ready, aim, fire…

Perhaps the video is a quick splice to the rubber version?

I say, let’s all make like a Bobbit and cut this topic short…

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/132 "2002-03-19T01:37:29Z")

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I wonder how many of the published email addresses in this thread belong to women vs belonging to men, desiring to see the video?

I’m will to bet almost all men. Hmmmm. What does that say? 🙂  
“If something is too good to be true …”

This thread is an excellent example of marketing. Now if the ad agencies could sucker this many people using this method, the concept of being screwed takes on a new meaning.

I don’t need to see the video to know it’s a fake. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/133 "2002-03-19T03:33:26Z")

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i just gotta see this now…

[labtrash@hotmail.com](mailto:labtrash@hotmail.com)

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/134 "2002-03-19T03:58:01Z")

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I _am_ dirty.  
Doesn’t that little button down there work?  
Anyway;  
[georgesho@earthlink.net](mailto:georgesho@earthlink.net)

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/copious-amounts-of-ejaculate/49669/135 "2002-03-19T04:49:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*\*manhattan \*\*  
> Is there anything further to add, factually, to this thread? If not, I’m going to close it.

It doesn’t look like there’s anything to add. I’ll close it now.

**DrMatrix** - General Questions Moderator

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