# "Cops" show comes to Omaha; 1 dead

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 27, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680 "2014-08-27T20:05:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/221 "2014-09-03T22:15:52Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> [Sure](http://www.idioms4you.com/complete-idioms/bat-a-thousand.html) [thing](http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/bat_2). [Whatever](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bat_a_thousand) [you](http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/batting+a+thousand.html) [say](http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bat-a-thousand), [chief](http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/bat-a-thousand).

Don’t patronize me. And I’m not a “chief” any more than you are a turnip. “Whatever” ? That’s what people commonly say when they should say “right”, or “thanks”. You millennials are incapable of courtesy. But, whatever.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/222 "2014-09-03T22:22:49Z")

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Gen X, but close enough.

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/223 "2014-09-03T22:25:21Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Gen X, but close enough.

Agreed.

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/224 "2014-09-03T22:36:12Z")

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> Does anyone want to pay $2.95 to read the article about the teenage girls and get back to us with the details?
> 
> Search the Omaha World-Herald Archive  
> [Omaha World-Herald Archives](http://www.omaha.com/archive/newsbank/)
> 
> Search Results
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> Searched for: “25 shots at fleeing car” AND date(all)  
> [Note the search string was in quotes]
> 
> Returned: 1 displays of 1 matches
> 
> Only in The World-Herald  
> Officers’ 25 shots at fleeing car raises concern  
> They didn’t know they were firing at three teenage girls who panicked at the cops’ spotlight.  
> Date: January 29, 2012  
> Publication: Omaha World-Herald (NE)  
> Edition: Iowa;Midlands;Nebraska;Sunrise  
> Section: News Page: 01B
> 
> In a dark parking lot frequented by pot smokers and underage drinkers, an Omaha police officer spotted the flash of a lighter through his night vision goggles.
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> The officer, Aarion Nielsen, and his partner, Officer John Dlouhy, trained their cruiser’s spotlight on a silver Hyundai Accent. Inside were three 17-year-old girls. Nielsen estimated the cruiser was 80 to 100 feet away.
> 
> The driver later said she panicked, unaware of who was approaching, despite the spotlight and Nielsen’s…
> 
> Click here for complete article ($2.95)

Yep, that’s the incident I mentioned. Do others here think the cops were justified in what they did ? If you answer “Yes”, you are just fucked-in-the-head. I’ll explain how once the expected excuses for this incredibly irresponsible rationalization for police recklessness and criminal endangerment, by the police, arrive.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/225 "2014-09-04T02:00:48Z")

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> [@common\_good](#):
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> I see. And you are his spokesman ? Nobody bats “a thousand”. 1.0 is what you meant. Don’t know baseball either, I gather. I’m knockin’ the ball all over the yard. You guys can’t catch a cold and your bullpen contains real bull.

> [@common\_good](#):
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> Don’t patronize me. And I’m not a “chief” any more than you are a turnip. “Whatever” ? That’s what people commonly say when they should say “right”, or “thanks”. You millennials are incapable of courtesy. But, whatever.

Here’s a piece of advice: look up in the top right of a post & you’ll see a join date. **Vinyl Turnip** has triple the number of _years_ here that you have _months_. If I see someone has been here for a dozen years & has over “a thousand” (see what I did there) posts a year, that means they are an active (& probably knowledgeable) member of this board, which means that **VT** may know a little about another poster, like **Czarcasm**.  
Also, & maybe this is just me, but if I were to criticize someones use of English & they were to come back with **6** cites that it is correct use I’d STFU because I was just _owned_…badly. However, I won’t tell you that because that would be patronizing.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/226 "2014-09-04T03:49:11Z")

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Somewhere there’s a bridge missing a very pathetic troll.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/227 "2014-09-04T04:09:04Z")

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> [@common\_good](#):
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> …I’m a Democrat…

You make me feel embarrassed to be a Democrat. ☹

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/228 "2014-09-04T12:07:41Z")

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He makes me feel embarrassed to be a human.

**Skywatcher** called it - a sad, pathetic troll.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/229 "2014-09-04T12:10:58Z")

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I believe that your generation spells it " pwned "…

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/230 "2014-09-09T18:11:10Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Here’s a piece of advice: look up in the top right of a post & you’ll see a join date. **Vinyl Turnip** has triple the number of _years_ here that you have _months_. If I see someone has been here for a dozen years & has over “a thousand” (see what I did there) posts a year, that means they are an active (& probably knowledgeable) member of this board, which means that **VT** may know a little about another poster, like **Czarcasm**.  
> Also, & maybe this is just me, but if I were to criticize someones use of English & they were to come back with **6** cites that it is correct use I’d STFU because I was just _owned_…badly. However, I won’t tell you that because that would be patronizing.

That wasn’t advice and I don’t need any. I don’t give a damn how long ago anyone “joined” up. I’m probably older than nearly all of you. Does that give me any special status ? No. Your point is without one.

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/231 "2014-09-09T18:12:53Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Somewhere there’s a bridge missing a very pathetic troll.

And somewhere an arrogant traveler rides by on his donkey. So what ?

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/232 "2014-09-09T18:14:01Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> You make me feel embarrassed to be a Democrat. ☹

Then you are not really a Democrat.

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/233 "2014-09-09T18:16:06Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> He makes me feel embarrassed to be a human.
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> **Skywatcher** called it - a sad, pathetic troll.

You both embarrass too easily. Insecure ? Btw, I’m happy as a clam. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/234 "2014-09-09T18:16:12Z")

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> [@common\_good](#):
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> Then you are not really a Democrat.

Democrats don’t hate the cops.

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/235 "2014-09-09T18:23:47Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Democrats don’t hate the cops.

Who told you that nonsense ? Some do, some don’t. What are you trying to say ?

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**Author:** ![common\_good](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@common\_good](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/common_good)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/236 "2014-09-09T18:31:01Z")

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Not one of you has answered my question about the police response to the three girls fired-upon for suspicion of smoking something. Did the police act within reason in shooting their weapons in that incident ? Yes, no, or other ? Stop attacking me and answer the fucking question ! Then, return to attacking me, 'cause I enjoy it. Mooks.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/237 "2014-09-09T18:34:45Z")

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PAY ATTENTION TO **common good** , YOU GUYS!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/238 "2014-09-09T19:22:52Z")

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I don’t _hate_ cops, but I don’t trust them either. And I’m so liberal that … (insert liberal punch line here).

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/239 "2014-09-09T19:37:24Z")

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> [@common\_good](#):
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> Not one of you has answered my question about the police response to the three girls fired-upon for suspicion of smoking something.

Would you want to engage with an obnoxious troll like yourself in any way? Yeah, you probably would. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cops-show-comes-to-omaha-1-dead/696680/240 "2014-09-09T19:45:01Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I don’t _hate_ cops, but I don’t trust them either. And I’m so liberal that … (insert liberal punch line here).

“I’m so liberal that” … I’m sorry, I can’t continue this joke because I’m uncomfortable with your hateful language. What is the matter with you, **Boyo Jim** , that you want us to “insert” a “punch line” into this sentence against its will? This is offensive to women, and also to men, and then even more to women because men were trying to co-opt their offense in that clause. And then there’s that phrase “punch line.” It implies violence, and that’s no laughing matter. It appalls me that our society is so desensitized to violence that we’re willing to use terms like this and without paying attention to their implications. Was it a “punch line” when the settlers used violence and disease to take this country away from Native Americans? Or when they “punch lined” Africans into slavery, laughing all the way to the bank? **Boyo Jim** , you are worse than Food Co-Op Hitler.

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