I blame the damn hampsters.
What I *meant * to say was “Good god, man. Is nothing sacred to you?”
Every time this thread resurfaces, I read the whole thing, thinking maybe I’ll finally get why “Did the Corinthians ever write back?” is a joke. No luck so far…
'Sactually a cheer:
One Corinthians,
Two Corinthians,
Three Corinthians,
Four!
Go, Christians, go!
Hear those lions roar!
Grand Theft Burro: Thebes.
Actually, that sounds kinda fun. “Get off there!” —hee haw—
Hey, do I make fun of your books, like accusing you of hanging out at the Bemid Bar? 
The bible,king james, shows them has 2 letters,really doesn’t matter, the lessons
and messages in them are what matters.
My guess at the answer to the joke,is not in corinthians,its what Ted and Mary
think is a joke,they might think, is the Scarlet letter read? a joke.
letter humor, why more comedians don’t use it?