# "Corn On The 4th Of July": Turn A Title Into A Menu Item **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 14, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264 "2010-08-14T17:42:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/21 "2010-08-14T21:21:04Z")
My Fair Ladyfingers Muriel’s Wedding Cake Rice Castles The Purple Roast of Cairo Murder by Death by Chocolate The Tart of Love Children of the Corn Fritters Death in Venison Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortas Bread of Frankenstein Puddin’ on the Ritz The Monster Squab Who Framed Roger Rabbit Stew The Cabinet of Doctor Calimari 28 Days Latte Cake Fear Akeelah and the Beef The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/22 "2010-08-14T21:25:59Z")
Rebel Without a Sauce Jerk Chicken Little Cry, the Beloved Corned Beef ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/23 "2010-08-14T21:38:44Z")
Murders in the Roux Morgue ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/24 "2010-08-14T21:41:01Z")
Little Debbie Does Dallas The Postman Always Rings Twice Baked Potatoes ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/25 "2010-08-14T21:43:22Z")
Borscht on the Fourth of July ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/26 "2010-08-14T22:01:43Z")
Muttony on The Bounty Robin Food Jello Dolly Cheeses of Nazareth ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/27 "2010-08-14T23:07:27Z")
Apocalypse Cow - Big Beef Bar-B-Q ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/28 "2010-08-14T23:20:58Z")
**Breakfast Special at Denny Darko’s** : Jagged Eggs, with Risky Biscuits, A choice of: True Grits,\* or Farina Correspondent; and Cry, the Beloved Country Ham What the Butler Sausage, or Francis Bacon; and Mr. Hollandaise Opus Sauce, or The Gravy Train Robbery, plus What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Juice A Clockwork Orange Juice, or Attack of the Killer Tomato Juice Price: 5 Dead Presidents Washington! Scone in Sixty Seconds or Who’s Harry Crumbcake, extra - Stolen from DMark ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/29 "2010-08-14T23:41:35Z")
\*\*A Swordfish Called Wanda Hot Buttered Sole Meuniere Sympathy for the Devil’s Food Cake\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/30 "2010-08-14T23:52:37Z")
Fried Green Tomatoes Okay, I got nothin’ ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/31 "2010-08-14T23:52:55Z")
The Golden Bowl of Ice Cream Go Tell It On the Mountain Oysters The Aioli of Innocence The Catcher In the Rye Toast The Death of the Heart of Palm Ragutime Wild Sargasso Seaweed Salad The Grape Jelly of Wrath Wise Blood Sausage Someplace to be Flying Fish Blood Orange Meridian Salad The World According to Gorp The Door Into Summer Squash Watercressship Down Sandwich Blue Velvet Cake ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/32 "2010-08-15T00:08:05Z")
Night of the Leavening Bread Dawn of the Bread Chowder House Rules The Mole’ People Little Big Flan ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/33 "2010-08-15T00:14:12Z")
_Star d’oeuvres_ ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/34 "2010-08-15T00:33:56Z")
**Star Trek II: The Wrath of Consommé** ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/35 "2010-08-15T03:33:06Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > _Star d’oeuvres_ Star S’mores ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/36 "2010-08-15T04:57:26Z")
A Quiche Before Dieting The Porkshank Redemption I, Rollbot The Sandwiches of Eastwick Lentl ---
**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/37 "2010-08-15T12:06:23Z")
> [@palindromemordnilap](#): > > Lentl This wins. ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/38 "2010-08-15T13:39:06Z")
Texas Chainsaw Moussaka? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/39 "2010-08-15T13:39:15Z")
Giovanni’s Roumalade Sauce ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/40 "2010-08-15T15:27:50Z")
> [@MTCicero](#): > > > [@palindromemordnilap](#): > > > > Lentl > > This wins. I wasn’t sure if it would get 😛 or 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264.md?page=3)