# "Corn On The 4th Of July": Turn A Title Into A Menu Item **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 14, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264 "2010-08-14T17:42:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/41 "2010-08-15T15:55:36Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Fried Green Tomatoes Okay, I got nothin’ [/QUOTE] On that note… _Milk_. My entrees for this contest are: _Feed_ If the buffet goes slower than 50, the bombe goes off. _Feed Who_ Just really bad leftovers. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/42 "2010-08-15T16:59:54Z")
And with menus, one must have restaurant reviews. I give you: **The Fridges of Madison County** ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/43 "2010-08-15T17:27:26Z")
I Spit On Your Gravy ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/44 "2010-08-15T17:29:00Z")
The Crepes of Wrath ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/45 "2010-08-15T17:33:32Z")
My Own Private Idaho Potato ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/46 "2010-08-15T17:56:16Z")
Hogan’s Gyros Olive Lucy Greens Acres (with Gilligan’s 1000 Island) Let’s Make A Meal The Rice is Right The Brady Lunch Special Sex And The Ziti Tuna Half Men Slaw And Order Prawn Stars Nurse Jerky Ugly Apple Betty ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/47 "2010-08-15T18:03:35Z")
Last of the Mojitos ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/48 "2010-08-15T18:39:14Z")
Braising Arizona ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/49 "2010-08-15T19:19:33Z")
Under The Brie Tiramisu In Heaven Baba-ganoush O’Riley Higher Ground Beef Running On Empanadas While My Gruyere Gently Weeps Sunset Grilled Cheese ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/50 "2010-08-16T04:33:01Z")
City of Cod! The Cod Father! The Cods Must Be Crazy! A Midsummer Night’s Bream ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/51 "2010-08-16T11:13:37Z")
My Dinner Was Andre. [and others](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=500209) ---
**Author:** ![Baboonanza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f475e1/32.png) [@Baboonanza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baboonanza)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/52 "2010-08-16T11:55:54Z")
A Pork Lips: Now Sweet and tender pork lips coated in beer-batter and deep-fried. Cooked to order and served straight away. Smells like…corronary! ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/53 "2010-08-16T16:44:13Z")
> [@Baboonanza](#): > > A Pork Lips: Now > Sweet and tender pork lips coated in beer-batter and deep-fried. Cooked to order and served straight away. Smells like…corronary! I’ve actually seen _Porklips Now:_ [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porklips\_Now](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porklips_Now) It was really funny. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/54 "2010-08-17T13:34:26Z")
Sunset Bouillabaisse Cheese & Rice Superstar Starlight Eggspress CATSup Phamtomato of the Opera Aspects of Love Apples Evitamin Water Beautiful Game Hens Tell Me on a Sundae Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamsicle Whistle-Pops Down the Wind ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264/55 "2010-08-17T14:37:07Z")
Burger on the Orient Express Papaya Fiction 12 Angry Melons Flan Club Once Upon a Time in the Oven The Silence of the Roasted Lamb A Peeled Orange To Deep Fry a Mockingbird The Pies of Others Requiem for a Souffle The Third Course Inglourious Blancmange There Will Be Pud Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Eels The Wild Brunch Sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corn-on-the-4th-of-july-turn-a-title-into-a-menu-item/550264.md?page=2)