# Cornfielded? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 2, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010 "2023-10-02T14:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/21 "2023-10-04T16:09:07Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Which is a shame because that Pit thread included my absolute nastiest shotgun blast to the face of my 20 years here. And now I can’t even refer back to it to admire my handiwork. Someone in cornhole-land can probably enjoy it. Do you suppose you could post it to a pit thread with all identifying names removed? I’d love to see this masterwork rather than having it live on only in a box marked “Do Not Open” as filed away by Top Men. Somewhat relevant: I grew up in central Indiana until I got the sense to finally move away in 1989. Never heard the term cornhole to refer to the game. I was back visiting family in the mid-2000s and an uncle had a cornhole game setup in his yard. I, of course, laughed like a mad man when I heard the name. The rest of the family thought I was crazy and that the game had always been known thusly. It was my first Mandela Effect moment. I swear they were fucking with me. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/22 "2023-10-04T16:15:33Z")
Oh, it was an excellent piece of writing. I was amused. TY @LSLGuy . I’ll cherish it’s memory. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/23 "2023-10-04T16:20:24Z")
> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/991067/113): > > I’ve been to three county fairs and a rodeo, and that is by god the stupidest set of posts by the stupidest poster on this green earth. Here at the Dope in over 20 years I’ve read 450 _thousand_ posts. The 35 posts this OP has placed in this thread take the cake hands down. > > I presume she’s off her meds. Or ODed on them. Neither is a good look. > > In either case honey, go back to lurking and check in again in another 25 years. But only if your mind is in a better place then than it is now. > > There. You wanted some old fashioned no-holds barred 1990s style posting. Ya got some. Now crawl back under your fucking rock and leave the nice people here alone Testing, can you see the quoted post? 2nd try. Should work. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/24 "2023-10-04T16:20:51Z")
~~“Oops! That page doesn’t exist or is private.”~~ Now I see it! What a beauty! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/25 "2023-10-04T16:23:18Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > I think the past tense of cornfield should be cornfeld, not cornfielded. I would rather think cornfled, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/26 "2023-10-04T16:23:30Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Testing, can you see the quoted post? > > 2nd try. Should work. I can, yes. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/27 "2023-10-04T16:24:48Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Which is a shame because that Pit thread included my absolute nastiest shotgun blast to the face of my 20 years here. And now I can’t even refer back to it to admire my handiwork. Someone in cornhole-land can probably enjoy it. I concur that that was a magnificent post. I for one saw it and admired it prior to the cornfielding of the whole thread. A most well-deserved response to that OP. > [@What\_Exit](#): > > 2nd try. Should work. Thanks for resurrecting it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/28 "2023-10-04T16:26:15Z")
See my last post. It didn’t name, names, so I quoted it. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/29 "2023-10-04T16:30:03Z")
What about _corn-filed_ ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/30 "2023-10-04T16:32:00Z")
Fine with me, as long as it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’. ---
**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/31 "2023-10-04T16:56:47Z")
Raymond Luxury-Yacht it is! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/32 "2023-10-04T17:00:08Z")
> [@Pork\_Rind](#): > > What about _corn-filed_ Do not make my bunghole angry. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/33 "2023-10-04T17:08:50Z")
Who would have thought an innocent vegetable would be the butt of so many jokes? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/34 "2023-10-04T17:59:34Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > 2nd try. Should work. Thank you. FTR, I was 100% sober when that was written. Just in case anyone here wondered what happens when the mild-mannered unassuming **LSLGuy** you all know and mostly tolerate takes off his fedora and eyeglasses and exits the phone booth. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/35 "2023-10-04T18:05:16Z")
So great. Here for posterity. (Autocorrect wanted _posterior_ ) ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/36 "2023-10-05T00:13:03Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Fine with me, as long as it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’. Which in turn is pronounced ‘Throatwarbler Mangrove.’ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/37 "2023-10-05T02:57:39Z")
Never mind. Can’t post the FB image. ---
**Author:** ![Kzbre5m](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kzbre5m](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kzbre5m)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/38 "2023-10-09T14:15:55Z")
Out of idle curiosity, as I understand it the offending thread or post gets sent to a super-secret mod channel somewhere. (Or is it deleted?) Are they all saved in one thread? Each post in it’s own thread? I can just imagine how deep the mud it must be to wallow in it. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/39 "2023-10-09T14:23:41Z")
The Cornfield is just a hidden Forum. Well part of one. In many cases the entire thread just gets moved if started by a Troll. This is simplest and the least time consuming. As far as individual posts, some are deleted but many cobbled together into a single thread with a title like _Trockname’s Trolling posts_ I will often add post with some explanation like this is a _sock account of former poster So and So_. Spammers are just outright deleted. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cornfielded/991010/40 "2023-10-09T23:02:02Z")
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