# Coronation Watch-Along Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [May 6, 2023, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660 "2023-05-06T10:11:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/121 "2023-05-06T12:52:23Z")

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New outfits for the military salute.

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/122 "2023-05-06T13:01:41Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> suspension…black piece that comes under the carriage and then over the front wheels. But the coach weighs over two tons, so it just can’t accomplish much.

Can’t modern engineers design a “suspension” system of springs or something, hidden inside the coach, underneath the seats or benches which support the royal buttocks?

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**Author:** ![eburacum45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eburacum45/32/8690_2.png) [@eburacum45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eburacum45)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/123 "2023-05-06T13:04:05Z")

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The last time the Coronation Coach was used, Lesney Ltd produced a model of it - the start of the famous Matchbox range. My sister had one.  
[![](https://hansonslive.hansonsauctioneers.co.uk/images/lot/6947/6947_8.jpg) ](https://hansonslive.hansonsauctioneers.co.uk/images/lot/6947/6947_8.jpg)

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/124 "2023-05-06T13:07:38Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> which support the royal buttocks?

Reminded me of this ridiculous Kickstarter [“Earthquake-proof Bicycle Seat”.](https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/367386619/cyclemate20-a-perfect-bike-seat-cushion)

I mean, if they can do that, they can surely put springs under the bench?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/125 "2023-05-06T13:10:32Z")

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Planes are taking off, so balcony time should be soon.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/126 "2023-05-06T13:15:08Z")

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What are the wing-like things on both sides of the tall black furry hats of the palace guard? Never noticed them before. Some are red, some are yellow, and some hats seem to have none at all. Some sort of rank insignia, I assume.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/127 "2023-05-06T13:16:32Z")

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Couldn’t they just walk over to the palace with a bunch of guys banging coconuts together?

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/128 "2023-05-06T13:17:19Z")

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Not walk, skip.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/129 "2023-05-06T13:18:22Z")

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There are various units. Irish, welsh, Scottish, etc

> **[Identify the Guardsmen! Grenadiers? Coldstream? Scots, Irish or Welsh? The...](https://www.thamesweb.co.uk/windsor/castle/guards.html)**
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> Identify the Guardsmen! Grenadiers? Coldstream? Scots, Irish or Welsh? Check their buttons and plumes! Plus... Busby or Bearskin? Uniform notes from The Royal Windsor Website.com by ThamesWeb

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/130 "2023-05-06T13:18:35Z")

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> [@bob\_2](#):
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> Anyone else noticed the prominence of Penny Mordaunt as a representative of Parliament.
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> Dane Penny, I bet in the next list.

She would likely be a candidate for the Tory leadership again, when Sunak gets the push (assuming she doesn’t lose her own seat in the Commons)

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/131 "2023-05-06T13:21:41Z")

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Imagining that gives me the giggles.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/132 "2023-05-06T13:22:59Z")

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> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> There are various units. Irish, welsh, Scottish, etc

Ah, ok, thanks for the link! Now I know the hats are called bearskins, in addition to my question answered. Though, I’m pretty sure I saw yellow ‘hackles’ on the bearskins, but yellow is not on the list. Maybe they were actually a different color and it was a trick of the light.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/133 "2023-05-06T13:30:56Z")

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Good grief, they are on the balcony and the rain is really coming down!

The flyover had been slimmed down due to weather.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/134 "2023-05-06T13:33:27Z")

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Anne alas has a height deficit issue, you can barely see her plume behind WillKate’s heads.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/135 "2023-05-06T13:36:17Z")

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Charles and Camilla are doing full, from the elbow waves. I thought the proper royal wave, popularized by his mum, was “arm stationary and rotate upraised hand back and forth at about a 30 degree interval”.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/136 "2023-05-06T13:39:00Z")

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That wave is much older than the queen. To do a full wave during one of those miles long processions would take its toll.

Time to take the tiara off.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/137 "2023-05-06T13:41:03Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> I thought the proper royal wave, popularized by his mum, was “arm stationary and rotate upraised hand back and forth at about a 30 degree interval”.

Aka “unscrewing a lightbulb”

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/138 "2023-05-06T13:48:31Z")

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Dang it, I forgot to set my recorder.

Is there any replay of the whole thing anywhere?

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**Author:** ![APB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/139 "2023-05-06T13:55:22Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Having a Hindu PM read a Bible passage - not so much.

Having the Prime Minister doing anything at all during the service is an innovation. If he didn’t want to do it, he could have declined and no one would known that the idea had even been considered.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronation-watch-along-thread/983660/140 "2023-05-06T13:59:16Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> Can’t modern engineers design a “suspension” system of springs or something, hidden inside the coach, underneath the seats or benches which support the royal buttocks?

That was seriously considered the last time it was restored, but they came to the conclusion that such improvements wouldn’t be possible.

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