# Corporate Slogan Fun **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 "2003-12-07T09:23:01Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/1 "2003-12-07T09:23:01Z")
Here’s the deal. I’ll post the name of a company. You post a "new"slogan for that company, or a slogan from another company that would fit in a twisted warped way. Then, you leave a company name for the next poster to humiliate. Example: **Poster 1:** McDonald’s **Poster 2:** Eat it, before it eats you. Then poster 2 would leave a company name. Here we go!! **Ford** ---
### Author: ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/2 "2003-12-07T09:25:53Z")
Ford, flipping over is job #1 Enron ---
### Author: ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/3 "2003-12-07T13:42:32Z")
Enron, flipping you off is job #1 Gap ---
### Author: ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/4 "2003-12-07T13:48:09Z")
The Gap – slacks for slackers Applebee’s ---
### Author: ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/5 "2003-12-07T14:19:57Z")
Applebee’s - Food without the great taste. Microsoft ---
### Author: ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/6 "2003-12-07T14:31:00Z")
Microsoft: Serving you so Bill Gates can have another Olympic sized swimming pool installed in the maid’s guest bathroom. * * * Viagra. ---
### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/7 "2003-12-07T14:55:14Z")
Viagra – Things are looking up™. Campbell’s Soup. ---
### Author: ![Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Danno) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/8 "2003-12-07T19:55:01Z")
Campbell’s Soup - When you really don’t give a shit _what_ you serve for dinner. The Straight Dope Message Board ---
### Author: ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/9 "2003-12-07T20:16:53Z")
SDMB… And you thought you were going to accomplish something today. ---
### Author: ![Farmwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8dc957/32.png) [@Farmwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmwoman) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/10 "2003-12-07T20:19:31Z")
CBS ---
### Author: ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/11 "2003-12-07T20:38:06Z")
CBS – Have you had your glurge today? * * * Travelocity ---
### Author: ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/12 "2003-12-07T20:47:25Z")
Travelocity: [William Shatner](http://www.priceline.com/promo/shatner_bobble.asp) was never _our_ spokesman. Velveeta ---
### Author: ![Palewriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@Palewriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palewriter) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/13 "2003-12-07T20:54:06Z")
Velveeta - on a cracker, by the barrel or through an IV, it’s the cheese that sticks around. Disney ---
### Author: ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/14 "2003-12-07T20:58:46Z")
Disney- they’re not evil molesters we promis KFC ---
### Author: ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/15 "2003-12-07T21:08:44Z")
KFC – Hey baby…are those real? Memorex. ---
### Author: ![Dutch\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dutch\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dutch_George) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/16 "2003-12-07T21:14:05Z")
Memorex - is it STILL alive? Japan Airlines ---
### Author: ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/17 "2003-12-07T21:26:57Z")
Japan Airlines - Getting there is .5000% of the fun Evian ---
### Author: ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/18 "2003-12-07T21:32:06Z")
Evian - It’s not naive spelled backwards for nothing! Pepsi ---
### Author: ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/19 "2003-12-07T21:59:32Z")
Pepsi - Nasty Coke. KY Jelly. ---
### Author: ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/20 "2003-12-07T22:03:35Z")
KY Jelly - Just for the taste of it. FedEx. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536.md?page=2)