# Corporate Slogan Fun **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 "2003-12-07T09:23:01Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/21 "2003-12-07T22:14:35Z")
FedEx - When it absolutely, positively has to get there eventually. Dell ---
### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/22 "2003-12-07T22:46:13Z")
Dell: if you don’t expect jobs, infrastructure development, or a new tax base, we’ll build in Tennessee. Microsoft. ---
### Author: ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh) #### Post date: [December 7, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/23 "2003-12-07T23:57:20Z")
Microsoft - The 900 pound buzzard of operating systems. Warner Bros. ---
### Author: ![xayoz306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xayoz306](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xayoz306) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/24 "2003-12-08T03:48:17Z")
Warner Bros. - At least our mascot isn’t a mouse… Budweiser ---
### Author: ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/25 "2003-12-08T04:24:09Z")
Budweiser - Yeah, the frogs _were_ a bad idea. We were drunk. Wal-Mart ---
### Author: ![jesleigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@jesleigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesleigh) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/26 "2003-12-08T04:50:23Z")
Wal-Mart: your one stop place for anti-depressants and ammo for tomorrows hunting trip Taco Bell ---
### Author: ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/27 "2003-12-08T04:56:53Z")
Taco Bell - We have cheap food\*. \*_Your definition of “food” may vary._ Pepto Bismol ---
### Author: ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/28 "2003-12-08T04:59:06Z")
Pepto Bismol - “Pink going in AND coming out!” * * * American Express Card ---
### Author: ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/29 "2003-12-08T05:01:25Z")
Taco Bell – When you’re low on gas, have dinner and fill up on us. Dominos ---
### Author: ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/30 "2003-12-08T05:07:34Z")
Your “key” to great dining. P.S. It’ll also jimmy the neighbour’s back door. ---
### Author: ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/31 "2003-12-08T05:09:08Z")
Sara Lee ---
### Author: ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/32 "2003-12-08T06:30:00Z")
Sara Lee - 100 calories in each bite. BMW ---
### Author: ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/33 "2003-12-08T06:40:09Z")
BMW: Auf der Autobahn gibt es keine Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung! Trojans ---
### Author: ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/34 "2003-12-08T06:53:36Z")
Trojan - We’re the horse. You’re the guy inside the horse. Any Questions? The MBTA (Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority) ---
### Author: ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/35 "2003-12-08T07:07:04Z")
Trojans - Good to the last drop Victoria’s Secret ---
### Author: ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/36 "2003-12-08T07:11:55Z")
Victoria’s Secret - Look closely. Not MUCH of a Secret, is it? * * * Burger King ---
### Author: ![netscape\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8c91f0/32.png) [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/37 "2003-12-08T07:22:10Z")
Victoria’s Secret - we put a something in the mail to help your little something get off. Dish Network ---
### Author: ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/38 "2003-12-08T17:52:59Z")
Dish Network - Good for reading a book on a rainy day. Rooms to Go ---
### Author: ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/39 "2003-12-08T18:20:29Z")
Rooms To Go - As ugly as Ikea but not as stark! * * * Adelphia Cable ---
### Author: ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/40 "2003-12-08T19:05:57Z")
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