# Corporate Slogan Fun **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [December 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 "2003-12-07T09:23:01Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 3
### Author: ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/41 "2003-12-08T19:59:52Z")
Saab - As the official vehicle of the Crested Butt Mountain Resort, You’ll pay through the rear ---
### Author: ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/42 "2003-12-08T20:35:51Z")
RCA ---
### Author: ![Skip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Skip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skip) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/43 "2003-12-08T21:11:30Z")
RCA: Almost as good as those Japanese imports – MTV ---
### Author: ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/44 "2003-12-08T21:24:57Z")
MTV - If you can remember when we played music, you’re too old. – Johnnie CochranTM ---
### Author: ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/45 "2003-12-08T21:39:42Z")
Johnnie CochranTM ? is not a company ---
### Author: ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/46 "2003-12-08T22:41:01Z")
GatorMouth - Pedantic buzzkilling for the new millennium. * * * The Chicago Cubs ---
### Author: ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth) #### Post date: [December 8, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/47 "2003-12-08T23:12:18Z")
The Chicago Cubs - I think we play baseball * * * SEIKO ---
### Author: ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/48 "2003-12-09T00:54:39Z")
Sorry, ## Johnnie Cochran - if your black, i got your back NBC ---
### Author: ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/49 "2003-12-09T00:57:29Z")
Seiko - Lord of the Wrists. Home Depot ---
### Author: ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/50 "2003-12-09T03:53:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grelby \* > **The MBTA (Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority)** We just might get you there faster than Paul Revere would have! Next poster can pick up another of the overlooked companies. ---
### Author: ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/51 "2003-12-09T04:09:11Z")
**Sternvogel** Not a rule follower. 🙂 Sony. ---
### Author: ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/52 "2003-12-09T14:18:40Z")
Sony- Live in your own little world. Buy a Walkman™. Next up: America Online ---
### Author: ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/53 "2003-12-09T15:54:54Z")
Overlooked: Dominos - Delivered in 30 minutes or your next angioplasty is free! Burger King - We grill so you think it’s healthier. NBC - At east we’re not Fox…yet. America Online - Holding the hand of internet users everywhere. * * * Delta Airlines ---
### Author: ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/54 "2003-12-09T16:13:52Z")
Delta - double your money back if your flight isn’t completed. Vaseline ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/55 "2003-12-09T16:21:08Z")
**Vaseline** lubricant for all your lips. **Tampax** ---
### Author: ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/56 "2003-12-09T16:28:06Z")
Tampax - the quicker picker upper Keebler ---
### Author: ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/57 "2003-12-09T16:42:54Z")
Keebler–Little cookies for little people Apple Computers ---
### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/58 "2003-12-09T17:15:28Z")
**Apple Computers** We’re smart enough. We’re just as good as the other guy. Darn it.\*\* **The Catholic Church** ---
### Author: ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/59 "2003-12-09T17:28:24Z")
The Catholic Church: Guilt for the next century The Weather Channel ---
### Author: ![netscape\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8c91f0/32.png) [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6) #### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/60 "2003-12-09T17:37:01Z")
The Weather Channel - we’re what you watch when there is not much on. Kentucky Fried Chicken [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536.md?page=4)