# Corporate Slogan Fun
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 7, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536 "2003-12-07T09:23:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/61 "2003-12-09T17:37:44Z")
**The Weather Channel:** We’ll get to your local weather…eventually.
**Chrysler**
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### Author:  [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/62 "2003-12-09T17:40:45Z")
The Weather Channel- The remote control’s closer than your front window.
Next: RIAA
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### Author:  [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/63 "2003-12-09T18:06:57Z")
RIAA – we pick the music so you don’t have to
NRA
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### Author:  [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/64 "2003-12-09T18:26:36Z")
NRA: A Gun Behind Every Tree!!
Fox News
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### Author:  [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/65 "2003-12-09T19:33:45Z")
Kentucky Fried Chicken - Healthier than eating a Whopper!
damn, they’re actually using that one
Chrysler - Buy our cars. Because Celine Dion says so!
Fox News - Now with 50% more political slant!
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Glock
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### Author:  [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/66 "2003-12-09T19:40:53Z")
glock: our guns dont kill people do
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playstation
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/67 "2003-12-09T23:01:44Z")
**playstation** : helping your child to their first coronary.
( I want to do Chrysler too)
**Chrysler** : run by Germans who like Celine Dion.
**Hershey**
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### Author:  [@Dread\_Pirate\_Danno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Danno)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/68 "2003-12-09T23:49:58Z")
Come take a ride on the **Hershey** Highway.
The Army
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/69 "2003-12-10T02:09:46Z")
\*\*Join the Army: See the World. Blow Up Things. Just Don’t Forget to Bring Your [Poncho](http://www.oswald.minot.com/ponchorbi.pdf)
\*\*Mogen David 20/20 \*\*
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### Author:  [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/70 "2003-12-10T05:12:32Z")
Mogen David 20/20 - because you’ll drink whatever you can get your hands on.
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### Author:  [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-slogan-fun/217536/71 "2003-12-10T05:14:38Z")
Philip Morris
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