# Corporate Speak That Pisses You Off

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-speak-that-pisses-you-off/928852 "2020-12-24T23:02:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corporate-speak-that-pisses-you-off/928852/457 "2022-06-21T00:45:16Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> _“Are you going to do all the work and am I going to take all the credit if it works? Yes!”_  
> _“Am I going to micromanage to the point of failure and put all the blame on you? Yes!”_

This totally belongs in this other thread:

> [@What memes or bumper stickers actually make a good point?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879):
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> I have no bumper stickers on my car, I do not read or post to Twitter. This is because I feel it’s very unlikely that any actual wisdom can be expressed in so few words. There is always context that goes beyond the pithy quote, often rendering it useless, untrue or at least incomplete. On Facebook, which I look at infrequently these days, I am sometimes exposed to memes. Lots of times I skip over them. But if I do read them I generally engage my skepticism filter and assume that, even if it sou…

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