Corporate sponsored names for stadiums that you'd LIKE to see

Minneapolis’s NyQuildome (“oh boy sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”)

Maryland’s Poe Arena (Quothe the Raven “Baltimore!”)

Kansas City’s Wolfgang Puck Stadium (The Chefs? Great googly moogly)

Aside from the one mentioned by Forbin, there’s already some interesting ones.

Tweeter Center (Where all the acts sound like birds chirping?)

Cricket Pavilion (Is it infested?)

And an imaginary one:

Andersen Park, where our teams are undefeated every single season!

and

are all well and good, but they both just show reruns of the games that were played at Xerox Park a decade earlier. :smiley:

Yes, but there really was only 1 game played there (besides the repeats) and that was a Little League game anyways…

NORML Mile High Stadium

Thiokol Park: “We know the fans and investors were upset about the park’s grand opening being slightly behind schedule, but don’t worry, there will be no more delays…in fact, we’re going to reopen AHEAD of schedule, just in time to host the first mixed-gender world series game! Oh, don’t listen to what the architectural consultant says. He’s just being crazy and paranoid. Trust us.”

The halftime show there must be a blast…

I’d like a dome named after James Caan, and sponsored by Trojan Prophylactics.

I think the funniest legit name is the GAYLORD CENTER in Nashville :slight_smile:

The Fleet Center still makes me giggle.

The Fleet Center is right up there with the Wang Center in Boston. Heh…

I’d like to take my two good friends to the Fruit Of The Loom Ball Park.

How would you like to have a seat at the Grey Poupon/Depends Stadium?

The Virginias Secret stadium might be interesting

The Virginias Secret stadium might be interesting

Here are two fun, and absolutely true ones:

Univ of Oklahoma: Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium

Gaylord is some rich donor guy. Still, I bet OU fans wish Mr Jones or Mr Smith donated the money.

And an arena that cracked me up in Providence, RI:
The Dunkin’ Donuts Center

Virginia’s Secret? :confused:
[sub]everyone’s got a secret nowadays[/sub]

I think justwannano might have meant Victoria’s Secret, confusing that with Virginia Slims cigarettes.

I think the Littell Fudge Company

http://www.littellfudge.com/

Should be the Presenting Sponsor at Lambeau Field.

The we could have the:

Littell Fudge/Packer Field

:eek:

–jack

(we won’t even mention that the Littell Fudge Co. is based in Beaver, PA)

I’d like to see that copying company get rights to the Orioles complex… Hey, let’s go watch the Kinko Os play.

Why not go down to the Kodak Complex and Expos ourselves?

Maybe we could watch the Phillies at the Subway Sandwich Park or

the Twins at Playtex Park.

Just one request… that the Reds not play at Tampex Park.