# Corpse-man **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767 "2010-02-05T04:10:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jimpatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9e5f3/32.png) [@jimpatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimpatro)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/1 "2010-02-05T04:10:58Z")
As the fuckups continue to pile up, Obonehead supporters are going to find it hard to continually invoke Bush’s name in defense of him. Probably won’t make a difference.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/2 "2010-02-05T05:05:29Z")
cool story, bro ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/3 "2010-02-05T05:27:51Z")
Did you forget a link or smething? What the fuck are you fucking talking about, man? ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/4 "2010-02-05T05:32:27Z")
Dude, here’s some change. Don’t spend it on booze this time. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/5 "2010-02-05T05:36:21Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Did you forget a link or smething? What the fuck are you fucking talking about, man? Some of the froth got in his eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/6 "2010-02-05T06:00:03Z")
[moderating] Doesn’t sound like much of a debate, and it certainly isn’t right for MPSIMS, so off to the Pit with it! [/moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/7 "2010-02-05T06:25:55Z")
> [@GameHat](#): > > cool story, bro Done in one. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/8 "2010-02-05T06:32:08Z")
> [@jimpatro](#): > > As the fuckups continue to pile up, Obonehead supporters are going to find it hard to continually invoke Bush’s name in defense of him. > > Probably won’t make a difference.:rolleyes: How sad for you. You are so emotionally tied to your belief in the Republican party that you have to run here and, in a perfectly childish, schoolboy fashion, trumpet every little victory. Anything else you’d like to brag on while we’re here? Did you, perhaps, make a poopie? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/9 "2010-02-05T06:33:34Z")
I blame Bush. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/10 "2010-02-05T06:37:45Z")
> [@jimpatro](#): > > As the fuckups continue to pile up, Obonehead supporters are going to find it hard to continually invoke Bush’s name in defense of him. > > Probably won’t make a difference.:rolleyes: Fucking oboe players. Just get a clarinet and move on. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/11 "2010-02-05T06:38:54Z")
This entire thread is Bush’s fault. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/12 "2010-02-05T06:41:49Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > I blame Bush. I blame whatever **jimpatro** ’s been drinking ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/13 "2010-02-05T06:43:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I blame whatever **jimpatro** ’s been drinking I _want_ some of what he’s been drinking. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/14 "2010-02-05T06:58:33Z")
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:6, topic:527767”] [moderating] Doesn’t sound like much of a debate, and it certainly isn’t right for MPSIMS, so off to the Pit with it! [/moderating] [/QUOTE] This thread doesn’t even qualify for the pit you could have just closed it. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/15 "2010-02-05T07:09:55Z")
I am disappointed to discover that this is not a story about a man bitten by a radioactive corpse, heralding the zombie apocalypse with cries of “Dear God, the video games were true!” ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/16 "2010-02-05T07:50:18Z")
In all fairness, Corpseman is pretty much the worst superhero ever. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/17 "2010-02-05T08:01:35Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > In all fairness, Corpseman is pretty much the worst superhero ever. And the panels where he battled his arch nemesis Necro d’Phile were pretty squicky. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/18 "2010-02-05T08:25:37Z")
Here 'tis, [_Obama Mispronounces “Corpsman” At Prayer Breakfast_](http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/02/04/obama_mispronounces_corpsman_at_prayer_breakfast.html). CMC fnord! Though the first link in my Google search “Obama corpsman” was much more fun, [_Chickenhawk Hannity Obsesses Over Obama’s Mispronunciation Of “Corpsman”_](http://www.newshounds.us/2010/02/05/chickenhawk_hannity_obsesses_over_obamas_mispronunciation_of_corpsman.php). First fun bit, Hannity “it had to be spelled correctly on the teleprompter”. Yes you fucking moran, now quick, list all the words in English the have a silent P in them (not including initial silent Ps; phone, pneumonia, etc). If it had been misspelled ya think he would’ve pronounced it correctly? B: Tell us again about why you think it’s obvious that God created the Universe, I just want to hear you say “Universes within Universes” one more time. Maybe someday you’ll look that word up in a dictionary and stop proving your a retard (:eek: :D)? Tree: **jimpatro** if you pronounce “corpsman” “coreman”, where does the hyphen come from when you mispronounce it? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/19 "2010-02-05T09:02:13Z")
Wait a second. They are making fun of OBAMA mispronouncing a word? Really? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767/20 "2010-02-05T09:40:14Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > In all fairness, Corpseman is pretty much the worst superhero ever. ♪ _Can he swing from a web? No he can’t, 'cause he’s dead._ ♫ Was about the first thing that popped into my head when I read the thread title… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corpse-man/527767.md?page=2)