# Corrupt a saying by inserting the word "porn" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 25, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513 "2009-09-25T14:15:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/21 "2009-09-25T17:14:44Z")
“God bless porn every one!” - Tiny Tim ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/22 "2009-09-25T17:54:28Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > “God bless porn every one!” - Tiny Tim Or “Porn bless us every one!” ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/23 "2009-09-25T18:06:23Z")
> [@KennerTheGreat](#): > > Too many cooks spoil the porn. Too many cocks spoil the porn? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/24 "2009-09-25T18:40:48Z")
Water for my horses and porn for me. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/25 "2009-09-25T20:19:08Z")
“Video Killed the Porn Star” “Nothing Compares 2 Porn” “Sweet Porn o’ Mine” A spoonful of porn helps the medicine go down. A bird in the porn is worth two in the bush. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/26 "2009-09-25T20:28:49Z")
> [@Rysto](#): > > Too many cooks spoil the porn? Too much porn spoils the soup? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/27 "2009-09-25T20:40:24Z")
Watched porn never boils. The early bird catches the (very late night) porn. We don’t porn where we eat God save the porn The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the porn of patriots and tyrants. And lastly : Porn for sorrow, porn for joy, porn for a girl, porn for a boy, porn for silver, porn for gold, porn for a secret never to be told. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/28 "2009-09-25T20:52:59Z")
For every porn there is a season. ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/29 "2009-09-25T21:06:34Z")
Jesus loves porn. Porn isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. This isn’t personal. It’s strictly porn. Porn required for all returns. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/30 "2009-09-25T21:22:07Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > When you come to the porn in the road, take it.(Sorry, Yogi) Once when I was in my early teens, I was riding my bike home and I actually did find some porn in the road (it was a Penthouse, IIRC). And I took it. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/31 "2009-09-25T21:39:35Z")
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten porn, that whosoever believeth in porn should not perish, but have everlasting life. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/32 "2009-09-25T21:49:12Z")
How do I love thee? Let me count the porn. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this porn! Ask not what your porn can do for you… I’ve fallen, and I can’t get porn! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/33 "2009-09-25T22:13:35Z")
War is porn. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/34 "2009-09-25T22:47:22Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > War is porn. But Porn is Hell. There are no atheists in porn holes. No porn survives first contact with the enemy. Friendly porn - isn’t. The road to Hell is paved with good porn ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/35 "2009-09-25T22:55:04Z")
I’m sorry Mario, our princess is in another porno. Hey, if Tale of Two Cities and Christmas Carol quotes count Mario does too. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/36 "2009-09-26T00:38:18Z")
“Two Years before the Porn” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/37 "2009-09-26T00:48:00Z")
You can’t fight here, this is the Porn Room!!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/38 "2009-09-26T00:51:42Z")
The hills are alive with the sound of porn. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/39 "2009-09-26T00:56:50Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > But Porn is Hell. > > There are no atheists in porn holes. > > No porn survives first contact with the enemy. > > Friendly porn - isn’t. > > The road to Hell is paved with good porn I love the smell of porn in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/40 "2009-09-26T01:06:34Z")
I speak Spanish to God, French to men, Italian to women, and porn to my horse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513.md?page=3)