# Corrupt a saying by inserting the word "porn" **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 25, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513 "2009-09-25T14:15:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/61 "2009-09-26T04:47:42Z")
Yo dawg I herd u like cars so we put some porn in your car so you can drive while you drive. ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/62 "2009-09-26T04:49:12Z")
Pop quote: I can see Porn from my backyard–Sarah Palin Actual quote: They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Porn from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska --Sarah Palin, It’s fun BOTH ways! And another one: If I owned porn and Texas, I’d rent out Texas and live in porn. --Gen. Phillip Sheridan ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/63 "2009-09-26T05:34:19Z")
You go to war with the porn you have, not the porn you wish you had. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/64 "2009-09-26T10:59:37Z")
Porn thread challenge: Take a quote from “Full Metal Jacket” and make it dirtier by adding “porn.” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/65 "2009-09-26T12:07:44Z")
Four score and seven porns ago our pornographers brought forth on this continent a new porn, conceived by libertines, and dedicated to the proposition that all porn is created equal. Now we are engaged in great civilian porn, testing whether that porn, or any porn, so conceived and so amateur, can long endure. We are met on a great bedroom of that porn. We have come to dedicate a portion of that room, as a final resting place for those who here gave their erections that that porn might live. Like a condom it is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. This nation, under God, God, yes, yes, yes shall have a new birth of porn—and that porn: of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/66 "2009-09-26T18:13:48Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Porn thread challenge: Take a quote from “Full Metal Jacket” and make it dirtier by adding “porn.” I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people from an ancient culture… and porn them. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/67 "2009-09-26T18:55:38Z")
I gave her my heart. She gave me porn. Everybody’s got a little porn under the sun. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/68 "2009-09-26T19:06:45Z")
The porn is as high as an elephant’s eye. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/69 "2009-09-26T19:29:06Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Porn thread challenge: Take a quote from “Full Metal Jacket” and make it dirtier by adding “porn.” What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough porn when you were a child? You know there’s not a single horse in the entire porn of Vietnam? There’s definitely something wrong with that. A day without porn is like a day without sunshine. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Outstanding, Private Pyle. I think we finally found something that you do well. Private Gomer Pyle: Porn, yes, sir! Well, if you ask me, uh, we’re shooting the wrong porn. ---
**Author:** ![lemac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@lemac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lemac)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/70 "2009-09-26T20:33:59Z")
“This porn is well grown and Carthage must be destroyed” - Cato the Elder “Porn is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but solely by means of the most brutal porn.” - Adolf Hitler ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/71 "2009-09-26T22:08:37Z")
Porn Porn Porn went the trolley ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/72 "2009-09-26T22:11:00Z")
To porn me is to love me ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/73 "2009-09-26T22:32:11Z")
“Don’t try to ban Porn; that’s impossible. Instead, try to see the truth.” “What is that?” “There is no Porn.” ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/74 "2009-09-26T22:53:36Z")
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful porn. I’ve got a wonderful feeling porn is going my way. Bless your beautiful porn wherever it may be. We ain’t met yet but I’m a willin’ to bet your the porn for me. The rain in Spain falls mainly in the porn. Good morning, good morning, we talked the whole porn through, good morning, good morning to you. Come along and listen to the porn of Broadway. ---
**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/75 "2009-09-26T22:55:05Z")
Calvin: Porning weirds language. I agree. I definitely agree. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/76 "2009-09-26T23:26:13Z")
With great power comes great porn. Porn in the afternoon. - ABC daytime soap marketing campaign 1975-1985 Don’t blame on the sunshine. Don’t blame it on the moonlight. Don’t blame it on the good times. Blame it on the porn. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/77 "2009-09-27T00:04:35Z")
Oh brave new world, that has such porn in it ! ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/78 "2009-09-27T02:11:15Z")
The thing’s hollow, it goes on forever and… Oh My God, it’s full of porn! ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/79 "2009-09-27T06:27:33Z")
Go ahead. Make my porn. Get off my porn! Maybe I’ll start a porn list of my own. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/80 "2009-09-27T23:01:54Z")
Last week’s [Top 10 box office receipts](http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice/weekend/2009/09/20/): 1. Cloudy With A Chance of Porn 2. The Pornformant! 3. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Porn All By Myself 4. Porn Happens 5. Jennifer’s Porn 6. Porn 7. Inglourious Porn 8. All About Porn 9. Sorority Porn 10. The Final Porn [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513.md?page=5)