# Corrupt a saying by inserting the word "porn"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 25, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513 "2009-09-25T14:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/81 "2009-09-28T00:30:39Z")

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We built this city on rock & porn.

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/82 "2009-09-28T01:24:45Z")

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I Come in Porn

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/83 "2009-09-28T01:29:34Z")

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Without hard porn, nothing grows but weeds.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/84 "2009-09-28T21:38:27Z")

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> [@KennerTheGreat](#):
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> Too many cooks spoil the porn.

Ewww: Too many porns spoil the broth. (Too much porn spoils the broth?)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/85 "2009-09-28T21:40:49Z")

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You can lead a horse to porn but you can’t make him spink.

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**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-a-saying-by-inserting-the-word-porn/511513/86 "2009-09-28T22:37:21Z")

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and watch porn …and I’m all out of bubblegum.

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