# Corrupt Wish Game!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951 "2003-11-02T04:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/181 "2003-11-05T05:26:35Z")
- Sputnik! \* You smash the world marathon record by 10 minutes, but the record was for eating girant slugs culled from New York’s finest sewers (the previous record was only 47 seconds). You are reviled by everybody ‘cause you’re “that guy that ate all those slugs.” You become a proponent of slugs’ rights and are laughed out of every organization you try to make connections with. Oh, and you can now spell every single character word correctly. Congratulations. I wish this was the last post in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/182 "2003-11-05T06:19:34Z")
\*GROINK \* That was indeed the last post in this thread – till this one! And this will be the last. Until the next one. And then the next one. And so it will go, post after post, page after page, last after last, till the hamsters grow old and gray. I’m still easily distracted, but not enough to forget I didn’t get _my_ wish. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/183 "2003-11-05T06:32:07Z")
**ETF** , you ARE NOT distracted from anything! You pick up on EVERY subtle nuance of every thread and every post! The sheer magnitude of this drives you to insanity. I wish I was Jimi Hendrix… back in the day… ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/184 "2003-11-05T08:19:51Z")
whooop Jimi Hendrix… back in the day… that he died… an early death… before his genius was fully appreciated I wish for world peace. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/185 "2003-11-05T08:53:38Z")
The world raises two fingers at you. The wrong way around, though. I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate. (Err … a long and enjoyable lifetime, that is.) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/186 "2003-11-05T09:19:57Z")
The chocolate contains Potassium Benzoate. _And_ gives you diabetes, leading to the amputation of your limbs, sensory organs, and genitals. I wish for superpowers. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/187 "2003-11-05T12:48:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* > \*\*The chocolate contains Potassium Benzoate. _And_ gives you diabetes, leading to the amputation of your limbs, sensory organs, and genitals. > > I wish for superpowers. \*\* You now have the combined Superpowerts of Matter-Eater Lad, Bouncing Boy, and Squirrel Girl. Aren’t we special? 😛 I wish to be a Mad Scientist, complete with Frankenstein’s Monster, Atomic Mutation Beam, Jeckyl/Hyde Potion, and 1920’s Style Death Ray! BWA-HA-HA-HA! FOOLS! THEY MOCKED ME, BUT **I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/188 "2003-11-05T13:19:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I wish to be a Mad Scientist, complete with Frankenstein’s Monster, Atomic Mutation Beam, Jeckyl/Hyde Potion, and 1920’s Style Death Ray! BWA-HA-HA-HA! FOOLS! THEY MOCKED ME, BUT I’LL SHOW THEM ALL! All hail Mad Scientist Supreme **Bosda**! Lord of the comic pages! Doomed to an eternity in the two-dimensional world of a comic book – until the 12-year-old who owns it discovers girls and throws it in the dumpster. I wish the plumber would get here. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/189 "2003-11-05T13:26:53Z")
The plumber has arrived. He shows so much crack you become ill. I wish for so motivation today. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/190 "2003-11-05T15:15:25Z")
_zowie_ You’re filled with motivation… to finish a thousand projects you’ve been meaning to finish. But there’s not enough hours in the day… but you’ve got to get them done… but no time… MUST FINISH… tick, tick, tick… AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! BOOM! Head explodes… I wish I could quit smoking. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/191 "2003-11-05T16:05:45Z")
- dingdingding \* A hurricane dumps about a million gallons of water on you, extinguishing both your cigarette and your smouldering clothing. Got any soap? I wish for whirled peas. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/192 "2003-11-05T16:31:44Z")
_ **bingalingaling** _ Your peas become whirled. So does the rest of your dinner. As well as your cabin. As well as the whole cruise ship you’re on, since it just entered a gigantic vortex. Enjoy the rest of your vacation at the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle. I wish upon a star. Makes no difference who I are. When I wish upon a star, my dreeeeeeeams come truuuuuuue. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/193 "2003-11-05T16:39:05Z")
Your dreams come true, to bad all you have are nightmares. I wish I didn’t have to work tonight. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/194 "2003-11-05T18:49:28Z")
**Freeeee-_owwwww…_** You don’t have to work tonight … because you’re fired. I wish I could get paid for not working. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/195 "2003-11-05T19:19:48Z")
_Piaf_ You are paid for not working. In fact, they pay you not to move a muscle, in wich two problem arises: Your muscles turn to Jello and you find yourself as a puddle on the floor, Or Since you need to eat and drink, and you cannot move a muscle, you die of malnourashment, dehydration sitting in your own shit and piss. I wish i could find a brand new car, for only a dollar. Its owner believes it is haunted, therefore wants to get rid of it. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/196 "2003-11-05T19:42:40Z")
- A-OOOOOO-GAH \* One car for one dollar, coming right up! And up, and up, as the poltergeist that haunts it takes it for a spin – around your head. I wish I had a bag of Hershey’s Kisses right now. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/197 "2003-11-05T19:51:34Z")
**tickletickletick** The bag is 20 feet long and contains Hershey, the Lovesick Hippo, who slobbers you with wet sloppy kisses the consistency of wet mucous waterfalls. I wish that my wish gets transferred to the next poster. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/198 "2003-11-05T21:18:02Z")
**Knowed Out** ’s secret desire to be ‘Bippy the Beardless’ has sudenly changed me from ‘Uncle Harry Scrotum’ to ‘Bippy the Beardless’. I wish that nobody will ever remember that I was ‘Uncle Harry Scrotum’ before 11-05-2003 11:51 AM. and just think that I was always ‘Bippy the Beardless’. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/199 "2003-11-05T22:06:42Z")
**Chim–Chim–Cheree** Nobody remembered that you were ‘Uncle Harry Scrotum’ before 11-05-2003 11:51 AM. until you went and reminded us all. Now we’re all pointing and giggling… hairy… BEARDLESS!!! Bwahahahaha I wish **Dolores Claiborne** finds a cool new user name. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/200 "2003-11-06T03:23:40Z")
\*Sproinnnnngggg \* **Dolores Claiborne** becomes the utterly cool **Ice Wolf** – until the real **Ice Wolf** finds out and grinds her bones. I wish my clients would just give me payments without expecting me to actually do the work to earn them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=11)