# Corrupt Wish Game!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951 "2003-11-02T04:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/21 "2003-11-02T16:11:37Z")
_BURRRRRP_ You’re hired! Unfortunately, they’re selling knock-offs of a copyrighted product, and are involved in insider trading. Best of all, you get to hold the bag when the SEC and Feds come to call. Have a nice time at that low security Federal Penitentiary. I wish I could figure out how to do something useful with Photoshop®. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/22 "2003-11-02T16:38:38Z")
_puggyfish_ (works as a magical sound…) You live simply and comfortably… as a nun (or priest.) No more sex or luxuries for you! _abracadabra_ **danceswithcats** you are the world’s greatest expert on Photoshop®. Unfortunately you use it to counterfeit the new $20 bills. Meet your new “roommate” Bubba! I wish my Orioles would win the pennant next year. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/23 "2003-11-02T16:48:05Z")
```auto The Orioles win the pennant, but by default because everyone else was on strike. ( Isn't that the only way they could win? ) Just teasin you, **if6was9** about the Orioles, nuttin but love for your team I wish for molly maid to come clean my house. ``` ---
**Author:** ![stormchaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@stormchaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stormchaser)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/24 "2003-11-02T17:08:09Z")
_blatz_ Your house is as clean as a whistle (literally) Molly maid has run off with all your household goods and sold them all on ebay for pennies on the dollar. I wish for world peace--------- no that would be too easy how about 2 buckets of fudge ice cream covering my favorite doper misstee and all the time in the world to lick it off ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/25 "2003-11-02T17:15:14Z")
**misstee** , your lickability is famous! 😉 _balzac_ World peace is acheived! All the nations of the world lay down their arms. Then, in a Simpson’s moment, invaders from outer space take over the world. We are powerless to resist. I wish for a turkey sandwich. With no mutant turkey, and no stale bread, no having the sandwich get caught in my throat, no disgusting add-ons like peanut butter and jelly. Just a nice plain turkey sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/26 "2003-11-02T17:18:52Z")
You get your wish. But the turkey is dry. THE TURKEY IS DRY!!! I wish for a versions of Windows that never crashes… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/27 "2003-11-02T17:29:28Z")
```auto A version of windows that never crashes has arrived, sadly its not compatable with your system. I wish for a large order of french fries hot from the fryer. And ketchup! ``` ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/28 "2003-11-02T17:36:50Z")
zap: unfortunately they are so hot they burn through your hand and the ketchup is super acidic making the brun wounds ridiculously painful i wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread and i dont what any zombies i dont want to be a turkey myself ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/29 "2003-11-02T17:45:15Z")
```auto Your turkey sandwhich arrives, but before you even get a chance to have a bite, a homeless man wanders by, and coughs all over it. You can see the phlegm coating the entire sandwhich. I wish for the tv remote to always be in the first place I look. ``` ---
**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/30 "2003-11-02T17:59:22Z")
_ZIP!_ the first place you look is the toilet directly after a number 2. Every. Single. Time. I wish for a better speaker system. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/31 "2003-11-02T18:02:37Z")
you get a better speker system it just doesnt have an off switch and is constantly on its highest level for sound i wish for a cheese monkey ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/32 "2003-11-02T18:26:34Z")
_ **Shazaam!!** _ One cheese monkey coming up–without additonal perversions of any kind! Seriously folks, does this one even need to be more perverted? I think it stands on its own perverted merits. 😃 I wish I received a small fortune each month, just for being me… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/33 "2003-11-02T18:45:17Z")
You receive a small fortune each month in dividend checks. Unfortunately, it’s all that’s left of the huge fortune you’d invested in the stock market – and each month it gets smaller. I wish I could dance like Ginger Rogers. ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_VA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@Alex\_VA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_VA)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/34 "2003-11-02T18:45:31Z")
Granted, you get an unemployment check every month. You were fired for being yourself. I wish I could make people love me. ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_VA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@Alex\_VA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_VA)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/35 "2003-11-02T18:47:02Z")
Sorry, EddyTeddyFreddy must have posted while I was typing… ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_VA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@Alex\_VA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_VA)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/36 "2003-11-02T18:48:16Z")
By the way, mine was for it’sjustme ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/37 "2003-11-02T19:32:24Z")
ZAP! People now love you. Unfortunately, you’re in prison for the rest of your life. I wish for 2,000,000,000 more wishes. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/38 "2003-11-02T19:38:57Z")
_voila_ 2 billion wishes are granted… but you can’t enjoy any of them til you make all 2 billion of them. Of, course this would take WAY more than a lifetime. So you never really get any of them. I wish the workweek was two days, and the weekend was 5. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/39 "2003-11-02T19:41:16Z")
no wishing for more wishes or anyhting like that **Rico** and as no one considered poor **ETF** i will you can dance like ginger rodgers but unfortunately only when your feet are being shot at and the person doing the shooting speaks a language where foot means head (will you tell me your secret now **ETF**?) i wish for a new halogen lamp ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/40 "2003-11-02T19:43:18Z")
_kkkkkkkkrrrrrp_ You have 2 billion wishes, at the rate of one every 200 years. Your next one is due November 2204. I wish I was a transformer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=3)