# Corrupt Wish Game!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951 "2003-11-02T04:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/521 "2003-11-15T02:48:32Z")
_sankta kvaremulo!_ **The Scrivener** , you can eat eggplant, squash, and bananas without gagging. Unfortunately, that’s _all_ you can eat without gagging. You can barely choke down water, and other food is out of the question. You die of micronutrient deficiencies. I wish I had a faster computer. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/522 "2003-11-15T02:50:07Z")
_bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp_ You can eat eggplant, squash and bannas without gagging. In fact, that’s _all_ you can eat without gagging. Everything else makes you gag now. And you still think they taste horrible. I wish the moon were cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/523 "2003-11-15T02:51:20Z")
Damn you, **Sunspace**! Damn you! You get a faster computer all right. So fast you can’t even catch it! I still wish moon were cookie. ---
**Author:** ![gallant205](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e99b99/32.png) [@gallant205](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallant205)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/524 "2003-11-15T02:52:48Z")
\*\* Ka-whumpppp!! \*\* You can now read everyone’s mind, but uh-oh-- you now discover what everybody actually thinks of you and go horribly insane in 2 days. I wish for a nice Sony 50" plasma TV all ready to watch my 1800 movies on. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/525 "2003-11-15T03:34:15Z")
Does anyone else think it kind of coincidental that \*\*Sunspace[/b’s and **Johny Bravo** ’s fantastic sululpost id followed up by a wayward post on mind-reading? Welcome to the boards **gallant205** **Johny** , the moon is indeed cookie – which as everyone knows is a far less robust material than traditional moonrock. However, all is fine until said cookie-moon is hit by a medium-sized meteor and begins to disintegrate raining down great clods of cooki onto the earth. THis has both positive and negative effects. The world’s greatest cookie shower is in Sierra Leone and puts an end to the worsening famine there. This is in spite of the fact that re-entrant cookie bits are more than a little overcooked by the time they hit earth. It is one of these charred solid lumps that strikes and puts a sad end to **gallant** ’s beloved sony 50" plasma TV. And e is slightly miffed at you – which makes the world a much sadder place. I wish that I ran a coffee cartel. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/526 "2003-11-15T03:36:22Z")
prieview preview preview learn to type ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/527 "2003-11-15T06:44:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by j\_sum1 \* > \*\* > I wish that I ran a coffee cartel. \*\* Kaboing. You run a coffee cartel. Or, more accurately, a small coffee cart. You now spend your days listening to complaints that the Danish is stale. I just hadda go back to the first page for this one: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Phnord Prephect \* > \*\* > > I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner. \*\* You wish you were an Oscar Mayer weiner? That is what you’d truly like to be? But if you were an Oscar Mayer weiner, there would soon be nothing left of ye. Me, I wish I was in Winn-Dixie. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/528 "2003-11-15T06:55:46Z")
**SAL** You are now in the Windex sea. But at least your glasses are now clean. I wish that my gf lived a whole lot closer to me and that I didn’t have to fly three hours to another conntry to spend time with her. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/529 "2003-11-15T07:20:32Z")
I wish I had magical powers of ultimate power! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/530 "2003-11-15T07:21:35Z")
I’m tired… someone else pick it up (the ball). ---
**Author:** ![RCracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@RCracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RCracer)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/531 "2003-11-15T09:20:12Z")
Ok you have almighty super-duper powers, but soon you use these powers for the good of **evil, MWAHAHAHAHA!** Anyway, you use them so that you can **take over the world** and control everyone. But one day, when you least expected…the President of the U.S.A. launches the latest in **atominuclear bombs** straight on you, causes a severely painful death and a lifetime of pain… **IN HELL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!** I wish I was the king of Gods:D ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/532 "2003-11-15T13:02:55Z")
Guberstein! You are now King of Gods, but most Gods still refuse to acknowledge you as King. I **still** wish I was President of the New York Stock Exchange… ---
**Author:** ![danixa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5daacb/32.png) [@danixa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danixa)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/533 "2003-11-15T14:02:28Z")
You’re prez of the NY stock exchange alright, but Y2K’s cousin, Y2.015K or something like that hits it and _kaboom_ you’ve lost everything. I wish i had a giant cherry ripe bar. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/534 "2003-11-15T16:49:05Z")
**Sha Bing Bang** You have a giant cherry ripe bar, unfortunately, it’s a giant’s cherry ripe bar and he wants it back… **NOW** I wish I could play any song I’d heard even once. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/535 "2003-11-15T16:52:27Z")
Ta!Ta! You can play every song you’ve heard even once, but you’ve been totally deaf since birth. I wish I had a 1920s style Death Ray… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/536 "2003-11-15T17:06:28Z")
.:^_// **ACHOOGEZUNDHEIT** \_^:. you have a 1920s style Death Ray. However, the last owner maladjusted the Heisenberg compensator and you accidentally destroy the entire south side of your House/Building etc. I wish I could adjust my Heisenberg compensator ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/537 "2003-11-15T17:19:58Z")
PRESTO! Its been adjusted, but now Moriarty is running amok on the Enterpirse! I wish I won the lottery! Patty ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_scratch\_fever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Cat\_scratch\_fever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_scratch_fever)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/538 "2003-11-15T17:33:40Z")
zoomie! You’ve won the lottery - but 9000 other people did too, and your winnings amount to $1.50 net I wish I could get rid of my Love handles ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/539 "2003-11-15T17:50:04Z")
==++|| GABBO ||++== Your love handles dissappear, your lover falls off a breaks eir skull and you get blamed for the injury and spend the next 2 years in jail. I wish I could get a higher paying Job. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_scratch\_fever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/73ab20/32.png) [@Cat\_scratch\_fever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_scratch_fever)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/540 "2003-11-15T18:58:39Z")
- MAZwow- You get a higher paying job - as a stripper at a truck stop in Lima, OH I wish Davis Lee Roth was still in Van Halen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=28)