# Corrupt Wish Game!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951 "2003-11-02T04:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/81 "2003-11-03T15:30:06Z")
- A la green fried tomatoes! \* You now have a billion American dollars, but due to inflation you need double that to get a cup of coffee and a bagel. I wish Calvin and Hobbes were back in the funnies. _New_ C&H, that is. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/82 "2003-11-03T16:47:26Z")
^^^Ala-ka-ZAAAAMMMMM^^^ Calvin & Hobbes are back in the funnies – the _new_ Calvin & Hobbes. “New” meaning, Calvin is now 35 years old, a failure at every job he’s ever held (isn’t there any employer who enjoys murdered snowmen in the parking lot??) and in therapy. Hobbes has been reduced to a fist-sized scrap of bedraggled cloth, and Calvin’s therapist is working on getting Calvin to give up his childish toys and illusions and learn to fit in. I wish _Bloom County_ would come back. ---
**Author:** ![Vlad\_Dracul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/50afbb/32.png) [@Vlad\_Dracul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vlad_Dracul)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/83 "2003-11-03T18:39:34Z")
Krys92gp wished for a big mansion… (what?? No sound effect???) You now have a big mansion… a HAUNTED mansion… in which you are trapped, unable to ever leave… and the constant moaning and clanking of chains and the shrieks of the damned souls are driving you mad… MAD, I tell you! I wish for what I always wish for… infinite, God-like, omnipotent power! ---
**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/84 "2003-11-03T19:13:03Z")
**Brrrrrrrringgg** Your 1992 Infinity and your impotent powers are all yours (your genie is hard of hearing) I wish I was 21 again… ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/85 "2003-11-03T19:20:54Z")
I really ought to invest in some fake eyelashes… _third consecutive Jeannie blink_ You are 21 again…in dog years. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/86 "2003-11-03T19:21:37Z")
I really ought to invest in some fake eyelashes… _third consecutive Jeannie blink_ You are 21 again…in dog years. I wish for raspberry cheesecake… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/87 "2003-11-03T19:37:43Z")
You now figure prominently in lurid “cheeescake” photographs spread all over the internet. You are covered in raspberry sauce in these photos. I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! LOOK! UP IN T^HE SHY! IT’S A BIRD! IT’S A PLANE! IT’S **SUPER-BOSDA**! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/88 "2003-11-03T19:44:30Z")
_SWOOOOOOOOOSH_ **Super-Bosda** it is! Flying high above the city, soaring, looping, mistaken on radar screens for a terrorist and shot down by heat-seeking missiles. Was it fun while it lasted? I still wish _Bloom County_ would come back. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/89 "2003-11-03T20:03:17Z")
(I thougth Bloom County was coming back.) Poof! Bloom County is back. Unfortunately Berkeley Breathed “updated” it and it is now it is a “serious” comic that no one ever reads. I wish I could teleport to anywhere, anytime, whenever, and wherever I desired with the stipulations that I can’t teleport anywhere that I will be able to harm myself directly (like the bottom of the ocean or center of the sun) or indirectly (like teleporting 1000 miles into the sky and having the fall kill me or in front of a speeding train). ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/90 "2003-11-03T20:35:25Z")
_Wheeeeeeemmmmmmm_ You can teleport! You arrive where you wanted to go! That is, your atoms arrive. One after the other. Takes a day or two for them all to get there. I wish men could experience hot flashes. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/91 "2003-11-03T21:01:42Z")
BANG men can now experience hot flashes but they use tehm for enegy and become unbearably hyper I wish **EddyTeddyFreddy** would tell me the secret that isnt a secret but actually is a secret ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/92 "2003-11-03T21:09:42Z")
**\>WHOOSH!!!\<** Men now experience hot flashes. However, in order to distribute the now unused testosterone, women wind up farting and burping more, pee while standing up, and leaving the toilet seat up. I wish I was hung like a black guy. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/93 "2003-11-03T21:15:45Z")
_Whammo_ Yup, you’re hung like a black guy, all right – iin the heyday of the KKK, from a sturdy oak tree. I wish I could get my work done. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/94 "2003-11-03T21:18:53Z")
Oh, and **BigDaiv** : _poink_ **ETF** reveals the secret about her and **Angua** , which so horrifies all who hear it that their reason is unhinged and they spend the rest of their cyberlives babbling in the Pit. I still wish I could get my work done. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/95 "2003-11-03T21:25:47Z")
_Pling_ “You CAN get your work done, you just need to work harder and stop skiving off back home for sleep, weekends, etc.” I wish I could spell ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/96 "2003-11-03T21:33:04Z")
_Poof!_ You got your work done, but you did such a terrible job that you’re fired. No one else will hire you, based on your previous performance, and you are forced to live on the streets, never to work again. I wish I could eat as much food as I want and not get fat. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/97 "2003-11-03T21:52:11Z")
you can spell only badly and you can eat as much food as you like but you get a mental problem which prevents you from wanting to eat i wish for an orc ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/98 "2003-11-03T21:58:09Z")
- A la liver and onions! \* You can now cast one spell, but it’s only for turning your hair green. I wish I could have multiple orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/99 "2003-11-03T22:05:25Z")
**Horseflesh** , baby! You got all the orgasms you want – but you’re making love to **BigDaiv’s** orc. **BD** , you get to raise the offspring. I’d like a glass of Cabernet right now. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951/100 "2003-11-03T22:50:13Z")
Pop! Ting! Glug, glug, glug. Here’s a beautiful, hand-cut, lead crystal goblet brimming with Cabernet. Cabernet water. Yes, fresh, clear water, straight from the Cabernet region of France. I wish I had gone to all those concerts back in the 70’s. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/corrupt-wish-game/210951.md?page=6)