Cancel the order I put in for my Tug-Ahoy. With only a week left, what’s the point?
I would visit prostitutes and then gorge myself on Krispy Kreme donuts while sitting on the beach listening to the Stray Cats.
And this is a bad thing?
:: ducks and runs ::
No, Skinny, it isn’t. The entire wipe-out of the European West Coast migth be considered inopportune, though 
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*Originally posted by quasar *
**Chronos said:
So I could expect frequent interruptions in my cable TV service, then? Damn.
I would go long in plankton.
ahem
To quote Robert Heinlein…
“SEND ME HOORS! T’HOUSANDS AND T’OUSANDS OF HOORS! I MARRY 'EM, I BETCHA!”
Was most sensible thing said all afternoon.
I think I would make peace with certain people, then try to get a piece from certain people. 
How’s this for a plan?
You calculate where the asteroid will land, (ocean or no) and then swim down to the bottom and start digging a big asteroid shaped hole through the earth. If you carry on through to the other side, then the asteroid will pass straight through.
I can’t see any problems with a plan like that.
Failing that, I guess whores and drugs it is…
I suggest that we build a giant slide so that the asteroid goes around the planet while having fun at the same time.
Either that or assemble everybody together in the Atlantic Ocean to scream at the same time, creating a force of sonic energy to repell the asteroid.
points and smiles
You know me too well!
What? No one suggesting we spend 1 day in a DoperOrgyFest, meeting all the people we know electronically in the * ahem * flesh?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Nah, lurker. We were saving that one for you.
Yeah, but I KNOW you were thinking it, Struuter - I remember the pillow fight thread…
Count me in on the DoperOrgyFest,lets get nekkid!!
Sssssshhhhhhhhh…