# Cost to see Darva Conger naked-Rick Rockwell: $1 million; Flypsyde: about $6.95

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 28, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911 "2000-06-28T18:38:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/1 "2000-06-28T18:38:26Z")

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I don’t know if this news or not, but [Darva Conger’s posing for Playboy](http://www.iwon.com/home/entertainment/entertain_article/0,2084,42366%7Centertainment%7C06-28-2000::12:58%7Creuters,00.html). In a wedding gown, no less. To pay for the expenses she incurred after the wedding; apparently, the emergency room she worked for fired her after the “marriage” hit the fan.

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**Author:** ![tak29813](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@tak29813](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tak29813)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/2 "2000-06-28T18:40:07Z")

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How much do I have to spend to be promised that I will never see those pictures?

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/3 "2000-06-28T19:11:32Z")

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Oh come on guys, let the poor girl get her full 15 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/4 "2000-06-28T19:27:12Z")

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Apparently her 15 minutes are being measured on Saturn.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/5 "2000-06-28T19:30:58Z")

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If my Entertainment Tonight memory serves me, Rick never saw ole’ Darv nekkid. She refused to be left alone with him for the whole honeymoon.

What the hell either of them were thinking, I have no idea.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/6 "2000-06-28T19:38:23Z")

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If he would have been a good lookin guy I bet she would’ve banged him!

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/7 "2000-06-28T19:43:00Z")

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I liked the part where everyone made a fool of themselves.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/8 "2000-06-28T20:26:17Z")

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[hijack]

Connor - LOVE your sig. I have that song on a tape from college…brings back some DAMN funny memories.

[/hijack]

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/9 "2000-06-28T20:50:47Z")

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> I don’t know if this news or not…  
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Nope, it’s not news. I read it in Star Magazine. Don’t remember which issue. Anyway, I think it’s ridiculous because…well just because. In a guy’s opinion, is she even good looking? I don’t remember what she looks like but, IIRC, she wasn’t gorgeous or anything. And I honestly don’t think that, had she gone to pose for Playboy under normal circumstances, she would have been chosen. That is to say that the only reason she IS posing is because of that stupid show.  
::walking away mumbling something about stupid sale tactics::

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/10 "2000-06-28T22:34:58Z")

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Omega Red got his copy in the mail today. They really made her up to look good. (well, as good as she can look)

I think the thing is that she doesn’t look good when she smiles. Smiling does something funny to her nose, IMO. In the nude photos, she’s not smiling, but doing those “Oh, look I’m naked” poses. I am personally not impressed. Hubby doesn’t seem to be either.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/11 "2000-06-28T23:05:41Z")

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She’s one of those plastic looking women that creep me out. it’s like she’s an android or something.

I can’t believe the silly bitch still has the nerve to claim she was a victim, and that she just wants to “set the record straight” with her continuous interviews. What a whore. she claims to have been shocked and oofended by Rockwell’s kiss, then she poses nude in Playboy. unbelievable.

And Mr. Not Really A Millionare? Well, he’s a male-whore. The whole thing makes me ill.

Sorry for the rant, but God, the Jerry Springer regects get on my freakin’ nerves!

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/12 "2000-06-28T23:10:41Z")

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I saw her on tv toda with the magazine pictures. Shes pretty naked. You can see her naked pictures for nothing when they are posted into one of the many Playboy newsgroups.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/13 "2000-06-28T23:21:18Z")

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Darla baby says she believes in a forgiving God so she knows he will forgive her for posing nude for Playboy. Why would God give a big rat’s ass if she posed nude or not? He caused her to be born nude, right?

Marrying for money and then dumping the guy might piss Him off a little bit but I am sure she and God can work that out.

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/14 "2000-06-28T23:38:23Z")

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It’s the Playboy way to make women as artificial as possible. The last time I looked at a copy was when Nancy Sinatra was in it a few years back. I was looking for makeup credits for Industrial Light & Magic and Pixar. 😃 I miss the sixties when I’d sneak my dad’s copy and the only things artificial about the girls were eyelashes and boobs (sometimes).

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/15 "2000-06-29T04:12:58Z")

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\*\* Hey, Flype, \*\* since I’m on a budget, $6.95 to see you nekkid is just too much, is there like a peek a boo kind of picture for two bucks??

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cost-to-see-darva-conger-naked-rick-rockwell-1-million-flypsyde-about-6-95/23911/16 "2000-06-29T04:15:16Z")

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I’ve never understood this business of posing nude to prove that one is not a bimbo. Jessica Hahn did the same thing; anyone remember her?
