Fear is an efficient tool of management.
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If this is a long-range plan for Adam Sandler, I’m against it.
How much more successful would that experiment be with one of today’s heart-lung machines?
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How did the monkey know its body had been switched? For all we know it could have been snapping because it didn’t like being restrained. It seems like assuming that it knew that its head had been put onto a different body and that this particular scientist had done it is anthropomorphizing.
Could have, yes, but monkeys can recognize other monkeys, including themselves. Not to mention new body smelled different and refused to move.
How about putting the head on another human though, so we don’t have to rely on machines that can’t yet do everything? Say I had an identical twin (lets remove as many complications asap) who was in an accident and their body was failing but from the shoulders up they were intact. Is it theoretically possible to have my arm amputated and slap the head on there? I mean if the blood gets flowing, right? Or no?
It can’t be done. You might delude yourself into thinking you’re brilliant enough, but really it’s just the devils fucking with you.
In a daring cross over between House and 24 …
No, but Skald will set you up with a hookerbot.
I thought Adam Sandler already was a monkey cyborg.
Beautiful.