# Could an aircraft carrier reach Chicago?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 8, 2007, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952 "2007-07-08T07:45:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/21 "2007-07-09T03:43:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Antonius Block]  
Well, if you’re allowed to float the **parts** up to Chicago and assemble it _in situ_ (which seems to go against the spirit of the thread title), and you wanted to keep the costs down, where better to look for an example than [China](http://www.bobhenneman.info/china.htm)?

_[For those in a hurry, the most revealing photo on that page is [here](http://www.bobhenneman.info/museum5.JPG).]_  
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You gotta wonder if the Chinese weren’t, at least in part, just trying to screw with our National Reconaissance Office.

“Senator, the People’s Liberation Army Navy has opened up a dangerous Aircraft Carriers on Small Landlocked Lakes Gap. Clearly, we need several billion dollars to construct aircraft carriers in Lincoln, Nebraska and Oklahoma City.”

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/22 "2007-07-09T04:04:44Z")

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[QUOTE=kunilou]  
What if the carrier were on a treadmill?  
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You are evil. 😉

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/23 "2007-07-09T10:06:52Z")

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Wouldn’t it be easier to attack Chicago by land?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/24 "2007-07-09T21:30:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Si Amigo]  
Wouldn’t it be easier to attack Chicago by land?  
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During Rush Hour?!?  
:eek:  
You’re _mad!!_

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for _years_… 😃

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/25 "2007-07-09T23:58:46Z")

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It might work if you were “On a mission from God” and were being chased by Nazi’s and Carrie Fisher.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/26 "2007-07-10T00:44:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
During Rush Hour?!?  
:eek:  
You’re _mad!!_

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for _years_… 😃  
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They wouldn’t vanish; they’d simply be stuck on the Dan Ryan endlessly. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-an-aircraft-carrier-reach-chicago/410952/27 "2007-07-10T04:12:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
During Rush Hour?!?  
:eek:  
You’re _mad!!_

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for _years_… 😃  
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Ok, that’s _funny_.

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