Could an aircraft carrier reach Chicago?

[QUOTE=Antonius Block]
Well, if you’re allowed to float the parts up to Chicago and assemble it in situ (which seems to go against the spirit of the thread title), and you wanted to keep the costs down, where better to look for an example than China?

[For those in a hurry, the most revealing photo on that page is here.]
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You gotta wonder if the Chinese weren’t, at least in part, just trying to screw with our National Reconaissance Office.

“Senator, the People’s Liberation Army Navy has opened up a dangerous Aircraft Carriers on Small Landlocked Lakes Gap. Clearly, we need several billion dollars to construct aircraft carriers in Lincoln, Nebraska and Oklahoma City.”

[QUOTE=kunilou]
What if the carrier were on a treadmill?
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You are evil. :wink:

Wouldn’t it be easier to attack Chicago by land?

[QUOTE=Si Amigo]
Wouldn’t it be easier to attack Chicago by land?
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During Rush Hour?!?
:eek:
You’re mad!!

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for years:smiley:

It might work if you were “On a mission from God” and were being chased by Nazi’s and Carrie Fisher.

[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
During Rush Hour?!?
:eek:
You’re mad!!

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for years:smiley:
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They wouldn’t vanish; they’d simply be stuck on the Dan Ryan endlessly. :eek:

[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
During Rush Hour?!?
:eek:
You’re mad!!

The army would vanish, & never be seen again!

Although, I suppose all their hubcaps would turn up at flea markets for years:smiley:
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Ok, that’s funny.