# Could Bob Dole get it up for Angelina Jolie? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110 "2005-10-06T22:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/1 "2005-10-06T22:12:27Z")
Would Bob Dole need Viagra if he were fucking Angelina Jolie instead of Elizabeth Dole? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/2 "2005-10-06T22:55:52Z")
Trying to get a rise out of the Google ads, huh? My guess is he’d need Viagra for either of them, but he would leave the lights on for Angelina. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/3 "2005-10-06T22:58:26Z")
He might. Just to get over her screams of protest. If your question is can impotence be overcome by a desirable enough subject…probabably not. If it’s physical. Which is obstensively what Viagra is there for. And even if it’s not it’s not, usually the “hottness” of the subject is not the problem. And beyond that I take acception to the aspersions you are casting on Mrs. Doles’ sexual prowess. She may well have a few tricks that would put Angelina to shame. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/4 "2005-10-07T00:10:35Z")
Can I just say that the thread title dragged me RIGHT in… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/5 "2005-10-07T00:54:56Z")
Just wanted to point out that the Google ad is about a right-wing media site advertising an Ann Coulter column about Liddy. That scares me. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/6 "2005-10-07T01:00:55Z")
Dole is also a brand of pineapple, right? 'Cause some nice juicy pineapple would be great right now. Yeah, I’m trying to screw around with the ads 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/7 "2005-10-07T01:12:56Z")
Google Ad: Mrs. Dole Article in Ann Coulter Read it online. Free Trial! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/8 "2005-10-07T01:27:38Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Google Ad: > > Mrs. Dole > Article in Ann Coulter Read it online. Free Trial! Now it’s a article on Bob Dole, from US News (presumably _US News and World Report_). Wonder what it will become if I bring up [Sanford Dole](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanford_Dole)… ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/9 "2005-10-07T03:04:16Z")
Well I can see lack of attraction as a cause of impotence. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/10 "2005-10-07T04:07:07Z")
I thought impotence could be mental or Physical. Now to answer much more Snarky:George Washington could get it up for Angelina Jolie and he’s been dead 200 years. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/11 "2005-10-07T04:43:14Z")
There’s my disgusting image of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/12 "2005-10-07T15:31:17Z")
No. And that image has ensured that I couldn’t either. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/13 "2005-10-07T15:43:15Z")
From the rear, Angelina and Libby look surprisingly similar. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/14 "2005-10-07T16:54:10Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > From the rear, Angelina and Libby look surprisingly similar. Holy shit… is that Bob’s pen? ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-bob-dole-get-it-up-for-angelina-jolie/325110/15 "2005-10-08T01:00:46Z")
What would the spawn from this unholy union look like? Whoops, [never mind!!](http://bill.srnr.arizona.edu/09-11/Jpegs/schlussel3.jpg)