# Could Chris Hemsworth be the next Brad Pitt?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 19, 2013, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909 "2013-07-19T04:28:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909/21 "2013-07-20T14:09:57Z")

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> Quoth **Zsophia** :
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> ETA - wow, I have never in my entire life, I think, read something as stupidly written as that article. I am blown away by its idiocy. (I mean, cute pictures, but did you read it?)

There is no article there. There’s a set of pictures with a bunch of keyword tags included for purposes of search engine optimization. You might be confused just because the keywords were, for some reason, arranged into vaguely-grammatical sentences.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909/22 "2013-07-22T02:02:58Z")

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Speaking of Jeremy Renner, my husband insists I’m the only one who thinks he always looks like he’s about to burst into tears. Am I?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909/23 "2013-07-22T03:43:26Z")

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Brad’s not done being Brad Pitt yet, so Chris’ll have to wait a while.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-chris-hemsworth-be-the-next-brad-pitt/663909/24 "2013-07-22T18:24:54Z")

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Belay that! [A new candidate has arisen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=697182).

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