# Could I have buttsex without knowing it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886 "2007-03-21T17:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/41 "2007-03-22T03:38:39Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Ladel ladel ladel I made you be so gay. [/QUOTE] And so it was that RNATB found a new hero… ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/42 "2007-03-22T03:38:45Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] A spoon … [/QUOTE] There are better ways of solving your constipation problem. Bob ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/43 "2007-03-22T03:41:08Z")
**Could I have buttsex without knowing it?** Well, I suppose you could. But, really, if you’re not even going to know…why bother? ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/44 "2007-03-22T03:44:44Z")
**Autolycus** I think you would know the next morning for sure. [hijack] This is one of the funniest threads I have read in a long time. Currently at work trying to keep my loud guffaws under control[/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/45 "2007-03-22T03:54:36Z")
I have to say, while this thread is not the new low for the SDMB, it’s definitely the recent low. The phrase “attention whore” comes to mind, as well as thoughts that the OP has so many different, major problems it’s hard to think of which to mention first. I do so wish that **samclem** had moved this thread to the Pit rather than MPSIMS, 'cause unlike the OP, I’m going to restrain myself. **Autolycus** , ever consider getting some help for your drinking? Because I would, if I was posting on a message board about how maybe I was raped while passed out in someone else’s truck bed after being abandoned by my “friends” when blacked out, then proceeded to list all the things I’d ever shoved up my ass, to a bunch of strangers on the internet, and had the nerve to post a :mad: when someone pointed out that I had, um, you know, maybe a drinking problem? I’d get help. Yesterday. That’s all I can say in this forum. I’d go to the Pit but that’d be more attention than I wish to give. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/46 "2007-03-22T04:22:21Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Only if you’re the Invisible Man. [/QUOTE] I love that joke, but have a shitty memory. Thanks for reminding me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/47 "2007-03-22T07:25:22Z")
[QUOTE=Rubystreak] That’s all I can say in this forum. I’d go to the Pit but that’d be more attention than I wish to give. [/QUOTE] Judge not lest ye be judged. Anyway, **Rubystreak** , do what you think is right. I enjoy telling stories; if that counts as attention-whoring, then I see no point in arguing. If you want to pit me, then go ahead, because after reading your complete “assessment” of my situation, I almost feel like starting a thread there myself. Thanks for the advice :rolleyes: FYI, I already see a doctor about my drinking issue. I posted this because I remembered what happened a YEAR ago and was slightly concerned about my health. I also think it’s comedic, in the Roman sense of the word. But whatever, it’s not like you actually care about me. It’s more fun to be outraged and snarky… So, in summary, save your breath. Please. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/48 "2007-03-22T07:31:42Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] (In all seriousness, **Autolycus** , it sounds like a scary experience–did you get yourself checked out by a doctor?) [/QUOTE] Fuck. That would have been a great idea at the time. /sigh. I seriously hope I never repeat that experience, but if something happens, I’ll remember to have a doc check me over. Thanks for your concern ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/49 "2007-03-22T07:38:49Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Judge not lest ye be judged. Anyway, **Rubystreak** , do what you think is right. I enjoy telling stories; if that counts as attention-whoring, then I see no point in arguing. If you want to pit me, then go ahead, because after reading your complete “assessment” of my situation, I almost feel like starting a thread there myself. Thanks for the advice :rolleyes: FYI, I already see a doctor about my drinking issue. I posted this because I remembered what happened a YEAR ago and was slightly concerned about my health. I also think it’s comedic, in the Roman sense of the word. But whatever, it’s not like you actually care about me. It’s more fun to be outraged and snarky… So, in summary, save your breath. Please. [/QUOTE] Okay. So this is like, we don’t know everything there is to know about your life, and if we did know, people would not be judging you like this? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/50 "2007-03-22T07:39:56Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Judge not lest ye be judged. [/QUOTE] _"…and by unanimous vote of the Council and the order and blessings of our most holy and beloved liege and lord Marcian, Emperor of Rome and Equal of the Apostles, be it decreed and made orthodoxy that the words of our Divine and Holy Lord and Redeemer Christ Jesus, who was God and Man of One Substance, do most certainly not extend to anally inserted cooking and or serving utensils. Amen. Next item: Brothers Procto and Logos have their panel discussion on “Simony or Sodomy: Which is Worse” followed by the 6 p.m. brainstorming session of “Mary Magdalene: Does the World Really Need to Know About Her and the Kid?”_ From the Minutes of the Council of Chalcedon, 451 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/51 "2007-03-22T07:46:03Z")
Out of curiosity, if this was a year ago why are you concerned _now_? Have you been having trouble down there or nightmares about it or found yourself thinking “Man I really want to go drinking in Boston again…” after watching _Brokeback Mountain_ or… what exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/52 "2007-03-22T07:48:01Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] Okay. So this is like, we don’t know everything there is to know about your life, and if we did know, people would not be judging you like this? [/QUOTE] People are free to think and post whatever the hell they want, I just think saying that I have, to quote **Rubystreak** , “many different, major problems” is a little out of line. That’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/53 "2007-03-22T07:51:04Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Out of curiosity, if this was a year ago why are you concerned _now_? Have you been having trouble down there or nightmares about it or found yourself thinking “Man I really want to go drinking in Boston again…” after watching _Brokeback Mountain_ or… what exactly? [/QUOTE] Curiousity is always appreciated. Curiosity is probably a major reason why I’m revealing these intimate details about myself. Nope, no nightmares or trouble with the plumbing, I just remembered this story totally out of the blue and wanted to get some closure on what probably happened. I’m not exactly the expert on anal play, rape, anal rape, or any other combination of those words 😉 As for the ladel bit, I freely admit I perhaps went a little overboard with the TMI. For better or for worse, I’m very open online. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/54 "2007-03-22T07:55:30Z")
I can’t be the only one hearing the following after reading the above: [QUOTE=Dr. Tobias Fǜnke] I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/55 "2007-03-22T07:57:31Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] People are free to think and post whatever the hell they want, I just think saying that I have, to quote **Rubystreak** , “many different, major problems” is a little out of line. That’s all. [/QUOTE] \*\* Autolycus\*\*, just a word of benevolent advice. You seem to have a neural disfunction between what your smart brain is telling you, and what your id is telling you to post on a messageboard. Y’see, the responses you are getting here are in direct relation to the stuff you are posting. It’s like verbal diahorrea, and I, for one, am damned sick of seeing your puerile OP’s and your even more adolescent posts in others’ threads. Seriously, there’s a fuckload of good folk on this board. Between them they have a lot of wisdom and outright knowledge about all sorts of stuff. Might I suggest that you lurk a while longer before throwing yourself in the deep end of stupidity as you have done of late? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/56 "2007-03-22T08:06:14Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] People are free to think and post whatever the hell they want, I just think saying that I have, to quote **Rubystreak** , “many different, major problems” is a little out of line. That’s all. [/QUOTE] Okay. The thing is, though, you’ve posted a lot of OPs with content that usually applies to a poster’s brother, roommate, friend or cousin. Except, you’re saying it about yourself. The responses you get are pretty much the responses given to any OP and followup posts, only people are saying it to your face, so to speak, because you’re both the originator **and** the subject of the thread. And I’m sure that does hurt. But as you said, you are _that guy_. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/57 "2007-03-22T08:12:02Z")
[QUOTE=kambuckta] \*\* Might I suggest that you lurk a while longer before throwing yourself in the deep end of stupidity as you have done of late? [/QUOTE] Post read and advice appreciated. If my juvenile posting behavior as of late really bothers that many people on this forum, then perhaps I’ll cut back a bit. If I still bother you or anyone in the future, of course there’s always the ignore poster feature. With that said, lurking is out of the question. Tough nuggies 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/58 "2007-03-22T10:26:08Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Post read and advice appreciated. If my juvenile posting behavior as of late really bothers that many people on this forum, then perhaps I’ll cut back a bit. If I still bother you or anyone in the future, of course there’s always the ignore poster feature. With that said, lurking is out of the question. Tough nuggies 😛 [/QUOTE] Thank god! ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/59 "2007-03-22T11:40:55Z")
[QUOTE=kambuckta] \*\* Autolycus\*\*, just a word of benevolent advice. You seem to have a neural disfunction between what your smart brain is telling you, and what your id is telling you to post on a messageboard. Y’see, the responses you are getting here are in direct relation to the stuff you are posting. It’s like verbal diahorrea, and I, for one, am damned sick of seeing your puerile OP’s and your even more adolescent posts in others’ threads. Seriously, there’s a fuckload of good folk on this board. Between them they have a lot of wisdom and outright knowledge about all sorts of stuff. Might I suggest that you lurk a while longer before throwing yourself in the deep end of stupidity as you have done of late? [/QUOTE] So after seeing both the title and the author of the thread, perhaps you ought not to have opened it. If you don’t like Mickey Mouse, don’t go to Disneyland. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/60 "2007-03-22T12:25:22Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I seriously hope I never repeat that experience, but if something happens, I’ll remember to have a doc check me over. [/QUOTE] There’s a good chance he’d look in your butt and say “The salad fork should be on the left.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886.md?page=4)