# Could I have buttsex without knowing it? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886 "2007-03-21T17:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/81 "2007-03-22T22:24:11Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] I can **not** be the only one who still remembers **SPOOFE Bo Diddley**. Can I? (Because I haven’t weirded out in the slightest by anything in this thread.) [/QUOTE] Hell, I remember **oldscratch**. Yeah, in the grand sceme of things, this is pretty tame. 'Course, I still don’t want to know about the ladle. ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/82 "2007-03-22T22:47:21Z")
see, the only problem I have is that the ladle in his ass is currently an abstract concept, it’s not all that gross. My problem will be next time there’s a doper pic thread, seeing **Auto** grinning at me and thinking “oh god… that dude had a ladle in his ass!” ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/83 "2007-03-22T22:47:44Z")
[QUOTE=Ogre] Hell, I remember **oldscratch**. Yeah, in the grand sceme of things, this is pretty tame. 'Course, I still don’t want to know about the ladle. [/QUOTE] Seconded. I’m amused; and not in a point and laugh at the retard kinda way, either. Off to the Pit to see what’s going on in the **Ruby** VS. **Auto** thread! ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/84 "2007-03-22T23:55:31Z")
[QUOTE=enigm4tic] see, the only problem I have is that the ladle in his ass is currently an abstract concept, it’s not all that gross. My problem will be next time there’s a doper pic thread, seeing **Auto** grinning at me and thinking “oh god… that dude had a ladle in his ass!” [/QUOTE] \ Exactly. It’s funny, _now_. It’ll still be funny then, only in a different, grosser way. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/85 "2007-03-23T00:44:08Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Ladel ladel ladel I made you be so gay. [/QUOTE] I SO wish you were straight. 😉 (May I adopt this as my sig, btw? I’m about due for a new one) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/86 "2007-03-23T00:46:20Z")
Anyone who’s going to rape a passed out drunk is going to rob a passed out drunk, probably kick the passed out drunk a few times, and certainly isn’t going to pull the passed out drunk’s pants up after the act. Also they’ll probably drag the POD to some more secluded spot than the back of someone else’s pick-up. While there are plenty of people who would abuse and/or rob a POD, I really don’t think there are that many people who would rape a POD. Not with their penis at any rate, and I _really_ think you’d know if someone shoved a broom up there. You weren’t raped. What a strange thing to be worried about. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/87 "2007-03-23T01:15:27Z")
I say the only way to know for sure is to try it and see if you experience any de ja vu. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/88 "2007-03-23T01:17:26Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’m not exactly the expert on anal play, rape, anal rape, or any other combination of those words 😉 [/QUOTE] Rape play? Play anal? Play rape? Rape anal? Anal play anal? Rape anal play? Play anal anal? Anal anal anal? Play anal play play anal play rape anal play? Damn. Here I was thinking you were the world’s leading expert on play anal play play anal play rape anal play. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/89 "2007-03-23T01:42:57Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] Damn. Here I was thinking you were the world’s leading expert on play anal play play anal play rape anal play. [/QUOTE] A man a plan a canal a play a rape a. . . aw fuck it. Tripler Cause when outlaws have assholes, only assholes will be outlaws. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/90 "2007-03-23T04:25:37Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] Damn. Here I was thinking you were the world’s leading expert on play anal play play anal play rape anal play. [/QUOTE] The best play play anal man is Winston Gumbel. Yeah, Greg and Bryant have another brother. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/91 "2007-03-23T10:55:56Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > Play anal play play anal play rape anal play? Koko? Is that you? What does **Auto** cook with his ladel? Rape sausage rape rape anal rape tomato and rape. You do _not_ want to be near those Vikings, although they are more historically accurate. [Tisdale, Saskatchewan, Canada, the Land of Rape and Honey!](http://www.flickr.com/photos/navvywavvy/212052352/) ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/92 "2007-03-24T01:38:07Z")
[QUOTE=Derleth] Rape sausage rape rape anal rape tomato and rape. [/QUOTE] Haven’t you got anything without rape? ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/93 "2007-03-24T12:23:33Z")
\*There must be 50 ways to love your ladle. Start with the thin end, friend, right up the caboose, Bruce, shove it into your can, Stan, and get yourself free…\* with apologies to Paul Simon ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/94 "2007-03-24T14:31:37Z")
[QUOTE=FlyingRat] The settlers at Jamestown, VA in 1607 would disagree with you: [Spatula Mundani](http://www.apva.org/finding/spatula.html) [/QUOTE] Good grief! Spatula Mundani, where have you been all my life? ☹ (TMI do you think? Eh, maybe. I blame the tone of the thread) Incidentally, could all those who are ROTFLMAO over Sampiro’s post, please enlighten me. WTF is that about? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/95 "2007-03-24T16:36:31Z")
Do you mean the “Ladle ladle ladle” one? It’s a spoof on the Dreidel song chorus: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made it out of clay… ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/96 "2007-03-24T21:30:02Z")
I just can’t figure out why no one’s finished it yet. Ladle ladle ladle You made me be so gay And when I’m drunk and horny - it’s ladle anal play! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/97 "2007-03-24T21:33:22Z")
AAAAUUUUGGHH!!! _brain bleach!! braaaaiiin bleeeeaaaaach!_ ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/98 "2007-03-24T21:33:32Z")
[QUOTE=brewha] I just can’t figure out why no one’s finished it yet. Ladle ladle ladle You made me be so gay And when I’m drunk and horny - it’s ladle anal play! [/QUOTE] +1 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886/99 "2007-03-24T22:09:39Z")
Hell, this thread doesn’t deserve song parodies. It deserves it’s on musical! I’ll start the opening number but someone else can finish it… > [@](#): > > _A new Doper with the name PROFESSOR HILL who nobody knows opens a Pit Thread:_ > > Dopers, either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or else you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a thread about Ladle Eroticism right her in your virtual community! > > Weeeeellll…. You got trouble Straight Dope, right here > You got trouble right here on the SD Message Board. > > Why sure I’m a utensil-to-anal stimulation lover > Certainly might proud to say… I’m always mighty proud to say it. > I consider that the hours I spend with a spoon in my ass are golden > Helped me stimulate my prostate > and a keen brown-eye > and a strong sphincter. > Didja ever take and try to feed > A cast iron skillet handle to yourself > Through a 4 centimeter anal dilation? > > But just as I say it takes judgment, brains and a lubricant > To store a fine sterling silverware set > I can say that any ass > Can take and shove a ladle in a sphincter. > > And I call that sloth > The first big step on the road to the depths of degrada… > I say first, ladle from a boiler > Then a paddle from a canning vat! > > And the next thing you know your ass is jonesing > for utensils meant for industrial use > And listening to some big Fire Island Jasper > Here to talk about rodent insertion! > Not a wholesome pettin’ gerbil, no! > But a rat in a cage with an exercise wheel shoved right up the bum! > Like to see some stuck up snarker boy > Shovin’ Bugs Bunny up their buggering bum? > Make your blood boil, > Well I should say. > > Now friends, let me tell you what I mean- > Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six > Items in a cookware set. > Items that mark the difference between > A fetishist and a troll! > And that ends in L > And that stands for “Ladle”! > > And all week long your Doper Board youth will be one-uppin’ it away > I say your young posters’ll be one uppin’ it! > Fritterin’ away their O.P.s, Closing P.s, Middle Posts too > Never mind gettin’ Bush impeached > Or Sanjaya summed up > Or the new Coulter book pitted > Never mind opening new non anal threads > Til the moderators are caught > With Dannielynn’s daddy revealed and no one to post it cause they’re all posting about shoving a chair up their ass… > And that’s trouble! > Ya got lots and lots of trouble > I’m thinkin’ of the lurking ones > Seldom posting paying members > Trying to put a Cuisinart up their hole! > Ya got trouble folks! > Right here on SD MB! > More trouble than Flo gave to Mel > And that rhymes with “L” > And that stands for Ladle! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-i-have-buttsex-without-knowing-it/396886.md?page=4)