"Dear Customer:
I understand that you’re concerned that we wouldn’t stay open until 7:03 for you to make a purchase, but as you know doubt remember, 7:00 is when the Zombies come out. It is for the safety of our staff that we must have our doors closed and locked by then. The fact that you’re out ‘shopping’ after 7:00 tells me that you’re probably either a Zombie as well, or horribly unconcerned for your own safety.
Nice try, undead brain feeder!
love and kisses,
JoeyP"
