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My brother Cervaise once made a very good point about television — and he may not have been the first, I admit. Television is Time Pornography.
You sit down and burn hours in front of the television watching people, all of whom have time to do interesting things because they’re not watching television. At six you get home, microwave some burritos, and plunk down in front of the TV. On television people have time to hold dinner parties, make cookies, go skiing, visit the beach, have a bake sale, wash the car, take the cat to the vet, see the kids in the school play, take a vacation, try a new hobby, draw, paint, sculpt, read, sing, dance, embrace, weep, laugh, mourn, and fall in love.
Then at eleven o’clock at night you yawn and say “Well, time for bed. I’d do all those things too but I just don’t have time.”
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I’ve heard other people make the “time pornography” quip and I think it’s bullshit every time. It only makes sense if you ignore the fact that you aren’t always watching television and do do those interesting things at other times. My parents liked TV and still made it to every Little League game, did all sorts of yard work, cleaned the cars, took us kids on yearly vacations and spent plenty of time with extended family members. Oh, and to say that “reading” is a worthwhile activity and not time pornography is a joke (at least in this librarian’s opinion).
Also …and this is the biggie, so wait for it… The people on television shows aren’t real. They NEVER watch TV. The only activities that make up their lives are “interesting” things. If the people on TV shows were real, they’d kill for a few hours of mindless television watching.