Could mankind really shorten the life of the universe?

Story from Daily Telegraph

On the face of it this seems ridiculous. How could anything we do have any effect on the whole universe? OK, maybe we can screw up the planet, but the whole damn shooting match?

Ridiculous. In physics, particularly QM, an “observation” simply means an interaction: one particle interacts with another in some way. The kind of interactions which occurred during the detection of so-called dark energy happen all the time, all over the universe.

Here is the article in New Scientist referenced by the article in the OP. However, it’s only the intro; the rest is available to paid subscribers.

Here is a discussion thread which includes some brief posts from one of the authors. Here is a PDF version (105 KB) of the paper that started the furor.

The paper is short (4 pages), highly technical (and therefore over my head), and not primarily about this issue. The closing sentences of the paper are:

As you can see, the popular press has grabbed a splashy phrase which seems to me just idle pondering and turned it into a news story.

Wasn’t this a key plot element in Callahan’s Key, written seven years ago?

Quantum mechanics is famous for being somehow true and yet not making any sense. In my understanding, “observations” happen all the time whether or not they are made by humans, as Q.E.D. says.

Moreover, in our current best understanding, the Universe is infinite and we can only influence a fraction of it, because of our “world lines” propagating outward from us at the velocity c. Anything outside that expanding sphere of interaction, which includes an infinite portion of the universe, is forever beyond our ability to interact with it in any way. At least, this is what Einsteinian special relativity requires. What we will learn some day that corrects or adjusts or completely topples that, I don’t know - but if you like, I’ll bet you we don’t learn it in the Telegraph.

Would somehow tapping into and depleting the zero-point energy of the universe, thus triggering a new inflationary epoch do the trick?

The first time a caveman rubbed together two sticks and deliberately started a fire he increased the amount of entropy in the Universe and thus brought it’s eventual heat death just a little bit closer.

I hate stories like this because it now means a ton of people are going to say, “OOoohh! We are destroying the universe! Look at how horrible we are!”

It’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.