# Could someone give me a new sig line? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238 "2000-07-11T19:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/1 "2000-07-11T19:26:58Z")
In my past days of lurking (2 days ago) I would always get a big kick out of reading people’s sig line. Is there someone out there creative and kind enough to lend me a drop-down funny sig line? Thanks in advance. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/2 "2000-07-11T19:48:36Z")
Let’s ignore the fact that your SN, shortened, is COK. and the obvious “ChrisP, Obi, what’s the difference?” How about “I’m not a jedi, but I play one in Star Wars 2”? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/3 "2000-07-11T20:01:29Z")
Well, i found one that i used to use at first that was funny, and i think you might like it… \*\* “Drop your trousers here for best results.” \*\* enjoy ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/4 "2000-07-11T20:37:11Z")
Thanks ssskuggiii, but I’m afraid I may get a response to that. Iam, I like that, and not insult your hilarity, but it isn’t quite drop-down funny. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/5 "2000-07-11T20:42:34Z")
How about: “They don’t come out of a can you know!” WallyM7 said that once… I always thought it would be a great one. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/6 "2000-07-11T20:48:27Z")
Wally was THE man. He was the one that I enjoyed reading the most. I don’t think that I would be worthy of a WallyM7 line just yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/7 "2000-07-11T23:03:19Z")
How about, “If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.” Courtesy of one of my favorite writers, David Sedaris. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/8 "2000-07-11T23:04:51Z")
How about no relation to the other Kripsy O ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/9 "2000-07-11T23:28:01Z")
I’m still looking… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/10 "2000-07-11T23:33:57Z")
Apropos of your nickname: Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things. or if your in the mood for something a little more non-seqitorrific: The correct plural of mongoose is polygoose. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/11 "2000-07-11T23:36:06Z")
foomcl…hahahaha. I like that one Robot Arm. Polygoose… heehee ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/12 "2000-07-11T23:37:08Z")
foomcl: Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing… You don’t mind if I quote you do you? ---
**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/13 "2000-07-11T23:48:00Z")
Jesus is coming! Look busy! ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/14 "2000-07-11T23:51:56Z")
I like that too. You have an interesting sig line hansel. That is pretty vivid. I would like to know what some of you dopers’ sig lines mean to you as well. If I can do that, I mean, that really isn’t too much of a highjack, is it? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/15 "2000-07-11T23:58:42Z")
Well, I have a few different sigs that I wrote a while ago (yes, they are original), I was planning to cycle through them. But you can have one if you like. But if you do, please tell me which one so I know not to use it. Yeah baby, I’m sure you are real beautiful on the inside. But how’m I supposed to see your beautiful insides when I gotta look through all that ugly? I stink, therefore I am. He who fights, and waits a day, will learn to fight a better way. I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed. A gun in the hand is worth two birds in the bush. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned. Push to test. Release to detonate. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/16 "2000-07-12T00:00:08Z")
BTW, these are also open to anyone else who might want them. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/17 "2000-07-12T00:01:21Z")
I like the Push to Test one. I don’t know though. Am I being too picky? I still really like the Polygoose…heehee. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/18 "2000-07-12T00:04:45Z")
Oh yeah, “Push to test. Release to detonate.” may or may not be original. I’m not actually sure. I was rather inebriated one night and I remembered it the next morning. To this day I’m not sure whether I said it, or someone else did. But other ones I’m sure of. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/19 "2000-07-12T00:08:37Z")
I really appreciate your help on this guys. If you ever need to know anything about cars or stereos or computers, you just give me a buzz. I’m not very creative though, that’s why I am requesting the help of my fellow dopers. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238/20 "2000-07-12T00:11:23Z")
No, you need the help of some dope. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-someone-give-me-a-new-sig-line/25238.md?page=2)