# Could there be four sadder words? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599 "2014-09-15T21:06:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/1 "2014-09-15T21:06:24Z")
“Unable to authenticate session.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/2 "2014-09-15T21:08:18Z")
“The tap is dry.” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/3 "2014-09-15T21:10:09Z")
“What might have been” ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/4 "2014-09-15T21:14:18Z")
“Right in the nuts” ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/5 "2014-09-15T21:14:26Z")
“I never loved you” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/6 "2014-09-15T21:30:50Z")
“I forgot the condoms” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/7 "2014-09-15T21:43:54Z")
“I found someone else.” ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/8 "2014-09-15T21:45:52Z")
“I never loved you” ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/9 "2014-09-15T21:48:33Z")
We have no bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/10 "2014-09-15T21:50:19Z")
“Where are the keys?” “You got gas, right?” ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/11 "2014-09-15T21:53:48Z")
No Soup For You! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/12 "2014-09-15T21:57:20Z")
We’re out of beer. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/13 "2014-09-15T21:58:52Z")
Stop the launch, NOW! (although is that really sad or just terrifying?) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/14 "2014-09-15T22:12:39Z")
Where’s the toilet paper? ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/15 "2014-09-15T22:34:06Z")
It was _your_ turn. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/16 "2014-09-15T22:45:50Z")
“I should have asked.” ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/17 "2014-09-15T22:55:50Z")
“You missed your chance.” “Can’t get a break.” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/18 "2014-09-15T23:12:06Z")
Let’s just be friends. ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/19 "2014-09-15T23:46:57Z")
“I’m sorry, it’s inoperable.” ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/20 "2014-09-15T23:48:50Z")
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