# Could there be four sadder words? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599 "2014-09-15T21:06:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/21 "2014-09-15T23:50:41Z")
“Our insurance lapsed yesterday.” “Damage was too severe” “It was too late” “Reactor failure immanent. Pleas-” “…in your future endeavors” “its inoperable. Hold me.” “…I have ever known.” -Charles Dickens Apologies to **Seodoa** ; 4 minutes too slow. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/22 "2014-09-15T23:52:32Z")
Your what is late? ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/23 "2014-09-16T00:04:12Z")
You are under arrest ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/24 "2014-09-16T00:06:24Z")
Your \_\_\_\_ has died. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/25 "2014-09-16T00:12:51Z")
“Not into short guys” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/26 "2014-09-16T00:18:47Z")
_Coming soon: **Olive Garden!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/27 "2014-09-16T00:19:47Z")
“I’m a pet parent.” ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/28 "2014-09-16T00:26:38Z")
“Where are your kids?” “It’s Monday, not Sunday!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/29 "2014-09-16T00:28:16Z")
We were too late ---
**Author:** ![Tremblay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@Tremblay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tremblay)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/30 "2014-09-16T00:29:16Z")
Your results are positive. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/31 "2014-09-16T00:46:42Z")
“My name is Janay” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/32 "2014-09-16T01:07:27Z")
“Please welcome, President Perry!” ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/33 "2014-09-16T01:11:45Z")
> [@Tremblay](#): > > Your results are positive. It’s flesh eating herpes ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/34 "2014-09-16T01:13:52Z")
Bastard kid ain’t mine. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/35 "2014-09-16T01:18:26Z")
The false vacuum collapsed. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/36 "2014-09-16T01:20:26Z")
Table for one, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/37 "2014-09-16T01:20:38Z")
The board’s timing out. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/38 "2014-09-16T01:23:39Z")
“You have been banned.” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/39 "2014-09-16T01:25:36Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > Table for one, sir? 😃 “I own no socks.” ---
**Author:** ![yellowjacketcoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4bbf92/32.png) [@yellowjacketcoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowjacketcoder)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/40 "2014-09-16T01:35:58Z")
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