# Could there be four sadder words?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599 "2014-09-15T21:06:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/61 "2014-09-16T15:00:41Z")

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She died of dysentery.

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**Author:** ![Kiyoshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e19adc/32.png) [@Kiyoshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiyoshi)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/62 "2014-09-16T15:20:33Z")

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Mine is the name of a charity local to me. I’ve thought for years, that the last two words are the saddest two words you could possibly put next to each other.

Zoe’s Place Baby Hospice.

☹

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/63 "2014-09-16T16:05:19Z")

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The Titanic is unsinkable.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/64 "2014-09-16T16:38:24Z")

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We’re letting you go

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**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/65 "2014-09-16T22:54:04Z")

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President McCain has died.

His successor would be . . .

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/66 "2014-09-17T04:29:04Z")

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Sold: baby shoes (unworn)

(apologies to Hemingway, or whomever)

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/67 "2014-09-17T15:22:12Z")

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> [@yellowjacketcoder](#):
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> We lost the baby

We found the baby

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/68 "2014-09-17T15:43:25Z")

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You want it when?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/69 "2014-09-17T16:24:08Z")

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“Doctor?” “He’s dead, Jim!”

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**Author:** ![Zyanthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Zyanthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyanthia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/70 "2014-09-17T17:20:53Z")

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Paper towel tube test.

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/71 "2014-09-17T17:21:25Z")

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to the cat:

We’re out of both wet and dry food.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/72 "2014-09-17T17:24:09Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> Hi, I’m Chris Hansen!

:eek: 😛

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/73 "2014-09-17T17:50:06Z")

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“Her injuries are critical”

“The medicine didn’t work.”

“Surgery was not successful.”

“We couldn’t save her.”

“She didn’t make it.”

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**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/74 "2014-09-17T17:54:02Z")

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> [@yellowjacketcoder](#):
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> We lost the baby

> [@Fubaya](#):
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> We found the baby

Dingo’s ate ya baby.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/75 "2014-09-17T18:06:17Z")

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Six months to live, max. Could be anytime though.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/76 "2014-09-17T18:09:16Z")

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> [@Aquadementia](#):
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> Dingo’s ate ya baby.

Dingo has tummy ache.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/77 "2014-09-17T18:12:58Z")

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Time to diet again.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/78 "2014-09-17T18:57:33Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Time to diet again.

Spelled “Die” witha “T”

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/79 "2014-09-17T20:36:30Z")

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“If only I had.”

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/80 "2014-09-17T21:02:13Z")

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“Let’s just be friends”

“better luck next time”

“Its not your fault” (usually it is)

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