# Could there be four sadder words? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599 "2014-09-15T21:06:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/101 "2014-09-19T17:48:18Z")
Beer Strike starts today. I never loved you. Only veggie bacon left… My kids hate me. Your OS not supported. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/102 "2014-09-19T17:48:29Z")
I got a haddock. > [@Spiderman](#): > > You blew a seal. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I’d blown a seal. I said, “Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?” - Wet Dream, Kip Addotta ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/103 "2014-09-19T18:10:13Z")
That was my best. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/104 "2014-09-19T18:36:14Z")
Is it in yet? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/105 "2014-09-20T00:40:39Z")
What? You like _disco_?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/106 "2014-09-20T00:46:31Z")
1969: Star Trek is cancelled. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/107 "2014-09-20T02:43:09Z")
“I’m a living doll.” ---
**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/108 "2014-09-20T03:29:46Z")
> [@TheseGoToEleven](#): > > On your knees, boy… Squeal like a pig ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/109 "2014-09-20T11:17:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Is it in yet? Can’t tell. Is it? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/110 "2014-09-20T13:22:15Z")
“please phone, ring… please?” ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/111 "2014-09-20T14:59:54Z")
I want to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/112 "2014-09-25T23:04:22Z")
SDMB- Closed for good. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/113 "2014-09-26T00:26:37Z")
There is no cake. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![antechinus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@antechinus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antechinus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/114 "2014-09-26T13:20:58Z")
“Is it in yet?” - not from first hand experience 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/115 "2014-09-28T01:57:49Z")
I wish I had. ---
**Author:** ![MsKaren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@MsKaren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsKaren)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/116 "2014-09-29T02:52:28Z")
Is your child named… ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/117 "2014-09-30T12:00:13Z")
You’re not worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/118 "2014-09-30T12:15:34Z")
There is no “us”. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/119 "2014-09-30T19:34:43Z")
“I told you so.” “If only I’d listened.” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-there-be-four-sadder-words/698599/120 "2014-10-01T10:51:45Z")
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