# Could this mouse have been rabid?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 13, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891 "2013-06-13T12:07:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891/21 "2013-06-13T19:37:07Z")

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You gave a mouse a _cookie_?

[I hope you have pillows, crayons, and a bathtub he can use](http://www.amazon.com/You-Give-Mouse-Cookie-Give/dp/0060245867).

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891/22 "2013-06-13T19:38:07Z")

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Would you like a little hysteria with your thread?

In my area, I’d worry about [plague](http://www.cdc.gov/plague/maps/) or [hantavirus](http://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/surveillance/), especially with a non-house mouse.

Of course, no matter where you live, it would be more reasonable to worry about, say, getting struck by lightning than about getting any serious disease from your little friend.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891/23 "2013-06-13T21:10:35Z")

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> [@CatherineZeta](#):
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> Unfortunately I was not able to equip him with a little outfit or a suitcase. I hope I didn’t send a naked Stuart Little to his death.

Armed with mouse-like optimism, somehow I think he would have managed.  
(Still, if you step on an invisible car in your bare feet at 3AM, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.) 😉

> [@CatherineZeta](#):
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> But I suppose if he had some sort of illness or parasite he would have died anyway.

Well, now I’m picturing him clutching his chest like John Hurt in ‘[Alien](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/)’. Of course, I’m not quite sure what would burst out of a mouse’ chest…

[spoiler] …unless perhaps a stiletto heel from the other side?  
Ladies, please don’t try this at home, because if you start going around with a mouse impaled on each heel, soon everyone will want one. Two even…

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> [@CatherineZeta](#):
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> And with any luck he’ll learn how to survive in the wild.

Well, it is NYC. I dare say you’re [right…](http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18k1a57107fq9jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891/24 "2013-06-13T21:26:10Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> [I hope you have pillows, crayons, and a bathtub he can use](http://www.amazon.com/You-Give-Mouse-Cookie-Give/dp/0060245867).

Ah—the classic, time-honored reference text on the operant conditioning of mice… 🆒

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-this-mouse-have-been-rabid/660891/25 "2013-06-13T21:40:42Z")

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Or, he might just have eaten a low dose of rat poison, & it took all the piss & vinegar out of him.

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