# Could we PLEASE eliminate shaking hands: forever???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 9, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128 "2020-03-09T01:38:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/81 "2020-03-12T18:28:29Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> It was a nickname given to me; I actually hated it but couldn’t escape it.

So the one chance you had to self-identify when you signed up here you chose it anyway?

Suuuure, you hate it.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/82 "2020-03-12T20:21:59Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> What the 46th & 47th versions? :rolleyes:  
> Even William Shatner says it’s [played out](https://deadline.com/2020/03/william-shatner-captain-kirk-star-trek-picard-1202872876/).

If you want to present an opinion about a creative work, there are honorable ways to do it. And then there’s misrepresenting a citation. Why would you risk your credibility on such low stakes?

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/83 "2020-03-13T00:25:55Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> The Japanese seem to manage.

Well, yes. But then, this is the nation that gave us Hello Kitty, blowfish sushi, and tentacle porn. I’m not saying there’s a connection, mind you; but I’m not saying there’s _not_, either.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/84 "2020-03-13T01:49:36Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Well, yes. But then, this is the nation that gave us Hello Kitty, blowfish sushi, and tentacle porn. I’m not saying there’s a connection, mind you; but I’m not saying there’s _not_, either.

All three being quite successful, each in its own way.

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/85 "2020-03-13T02:37:01Z")

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MrsRico, who watches TV but I don’t, said she saw something about a current Chinese custom of replacing handshakes with waving feet at each other. IIRC in Arab and Muslim cultures, showing someone your shoe sole is a terrible insult, meaning they’re only the nastiness underfoot. More Uyghur hate, then? Don’t greet MBS this way unless suicidal.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-we-please-eliminate-shaking-hands-forever/849128/86 "2020-03-13T02:41:26Z")

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> [@RioRico](#):
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> MrsRico, who watches TV but I don’t, said she saw something about a current Chinese custom of replacing handshakes with waving feet at each other. IIRC in Arab and Muslim cultures, showing someone your shoe sole is a terrible insult

In India too. It’s not just an insult. It’s considered disgusting and unpleasant. Compare it to farting, biting your fingernails, and picking your nose in front of company. And it’s not just the sole of your shoe; it’s the bottom of your feet generally.

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