>Why the hell wasn’t I informed that frog levitation is a career choice?
This may not have been made clear, but it’s only a career choice for frogs, not people.
You know, we’re not talking a wide enough range in field strengths here. MRI machines today generally have a field strength in Teslas that is equal to their price in millions of dollars. I think maybe 0.9 and 3 T machines are fairly common and there are some 9 T machines here and there.
Neodymium iron boron magnets have field strengths of around 1 to 1.5 T at their pole faces, I think.
It is lots of work to create tens of T. Crescend has acces to a 12 T superconducting solenoid bore, making him luckier than most, and reports nothing.
A friend used to work at the Bitter lab at MIT, where they generate I think around 30 T using high strength coils wound of a silver-copper alloy. They aren’t superconducting. They’re cooled by air or water flowing by at high speed. The power consumption is such that they have to coordinate throwing their switches with the local power company.
So, none of these things is very dramatic to feel, unless you are very small or sensitive.
If a field is changing, you may feel consequences of the currents that can circulate. I was once pretty startled during a MRI scan when my wedding ring started vibrating on my hand, and hit the emergency button because I thought I had forgotten to take it off and was going to cause trouble - turns out they no longer ask people to remove them, unlike my earlier MRIs, at least at this place.
Now, objects like magnetars have higher field strengths, many orders of magnitude higher, and all sorts of things would be different in a field like that. So, I’m sure the answer to the OP is that you CAN feel some magnetic fields, and in fact get vaporized or timewarped or something, but maybe not by any fields available to people today.