Could you impersonate a villain?

I guess I made a mistake.

Disagree. At least they have multimillions in order to facilitate said life of drugs and debauchery. Whatchu got?? A room in your parents house and precisely zero debauchery.

I have a my bedroom, the computer room, and the computer.

You’re furthering my point. Thank you.

Such is my life.

Do you ever want a girlfriend/boyfriend?

No. I prefer not to talk about it.

Interesting. Ok, there’s one “no go” subject.

I’ve got a pretty good Christopher Lloyd impersonation, and can do his evil monologue from “Roger Rabbit” really well.