[QUOTE=The Mad Hermit]
Sounds good as revenge, but this is illegal in many places. Just like Ex-Lax brownies.
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I’d be interested in your legal cite that having a legal substance in a clearly marked container for your own use only is illegal.
I assume your ‘Ex-LAx brownies’ are offered to people? Like spiking drinks?
[QUOTE=Runs With Scissors]
This is stupid and a bad idea.
You put the name of the coworker everyone hates on it.
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I think you must have a different definition of ‘stupid’ and ‘bad’. :eek:
My idea is harmless to innocents and irritates rude, greedy people.
Your idea starts an office argument, with everyone under suspicion.
[QUOTE=yBeayf]
I don’t get this, either, but at my building the refrigerators were always perpetually choked with expired foodstuffs. It got so bad, and people were so resistant to throwing anything away, that now on the last Friday of every month at 4pm the building managers go around and throw away everything in the refrigerator. Food, drink, lunchboxes, marked containers, unmarked containers – if it’s in there, it’s gone.
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That’s what happens at my work. Every Monday morning between 6:30 and 7 the fridge is cleaned out and the containers are put in the dishwasher and cleaned. I haven’t noticed any complaints about food-stealing. We generally keep our lunch in the fridge and communal foods are put on top of filing cabinets, so anyone can walk by and grab what they want.
However,
this has happened on at least one occassion. We had a huge training conference, folks in from all the satellite offices for three days, and both breakfast and lunch were provided. For some reason, people in other departments descended on the feast the first day and there wasn’t enough breakfast left when the conference started.
A truly horrible e-mail went out to the offending departments, VPs got involved, and I think someone had to pay for the next day’s catering. Honestly, some people need to be hit upside the head with a giant cluestick.
[QUOTE=pool]
My misunderstanding 
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You whooshed me, didn’t you! Scamp! 
No, this thread isn’t going to devolve into a collection of revenge fantasies where posters are urging others to harm their co-workers. While I understand wanting to out the food thieves, especially in a public manner where it’s hoped they’ll learn their lesson, (even if I don’t condone it, personally) advising others to sabotage food with Ex-Lax (or any laxative) is taking this a step too far. You have no idea how their bodies will react to Ex-Lax, or even if they will overreact; it’s dangerous. Same goes with urine. Not only is it disgusting, you’ve no idea what health problems might pop up as a result of your prank.
If this thread continues on like this, it will be closed. (But I’d rather it not because, aside from a few posts, some of the stories have been pretty interesting.)
So far my only “revenge” has been to give everyone the stink-eye :dubious: and brood in my heart about people brought up in barns. Which really only hurts me. 
[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
No, this thread isn’t going to devolve into a collection of revenge fantasies where posters are urging others to harm their co-workers. While I understand wanting to out the food thieves, especially in a public manner where it’s hoped they’ll learn their lesson, (even if I don’t condone it, personally) advising others to sabotage food with Ex-Lax (or any laxative) is taking this a step too far. You have no idea how their bodies will react to Ex-Lax, or even if they will overreact; it’s dangerous. Same goes with urine. Not only is it disgusting, you’ve no idea what health problems might pop up as a result of your prank.
If this thread continues on like this, it will be closed. (But I’d rather it not because, aside from a few posts, some of the stories have been pretty interesting.)
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I appreciate your general warning.
I am not a doctor, but understood that urine was sterile, and could even be used to wash a wound if nothing else was available. (I suppose if you take drugs, there would be traces in your urine)
I would never want to give someone health problems.
‘Sterile’ does not necessarily mean ‘safe to drink’.
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
‘Sterile’ does not necessarily mean ‘safe to drink’.
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:putting down his bottle of wood alcohol and wiping his chin What was that?
Daniel
Oh, sweet Lord. Never mind.
Daniel
[QUOTE=glee]
I am not a doctor, but understood that urine was sterile, and could even be used to wash a wound if nothing else was available. (I suppose if you take drugs, there would be traces in your urine)
I would never want to give someone health problems.
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Besides Mangetout’s warning, it also - unless you have a urinary tract infection - only starts out as sterile and doesn’t necessarily remain so after leaving the body.