# Coulter Doesn't belive in Evolution **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680 "2007-12-20T05:58:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/1 "2007-12-20T05:58:55Z")
I just thought Ann Coulter was a vicious cunt, I didn’t realize she was a complete whack job. But [here](http://www.anncoulter.com/) she says: > [@](#): > > The media are transfixed by the fact that Huckabee says he doesn’t believe in evolution. Neither do I, for reasons detailed in approximately one-third of my No. 1 New York Times best-selling book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism. > … > If the mainstream media are burning with curiosity about what critics of Darwinism have to say, how about asking me? I can also name any number of mathematicians, scientists and authors who have rejected Darwin’s discredited theory and would be happy to rap with them about it. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/2 "2007-12-20T06:02:47Z")
[QUOTE=DanBlather] I just thought Ann Coulter was a vicious cunt, I didn’t realize she was a complete whack job. [/QUOTE] To me, the fact that you didn’t realize this is more surprising than the fact that Coulter doesn’t believe in evolution. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/3 "2007-12-20T06:04:58Z")
[QUOTE=mhendo] To me, the fact that you didn’t realize this is more surprising than the fact that Coulter doesn’t believe in evolution. 🙂 [/QUOTE] You overestimate me. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/4 "2007-12-20T06:06:24Z")
I am not suprised at all, it is right on par with her other sanity-free gibberings. Remember, this is the stupid bitch who said women shouldn’t be allowed to vote. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/5 "2007-12-20T06:06:54Z")
…and doesn’t miss a beat in promoting her book, either! evidently, not enough attention has been paid to her recently. Juat another attempt at her shouting “Look what I can do!”, and then whacking the hornet’s nest. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/6 "2007-12-20T06:12:52Z")
I think I’d have been more surprised if she did believe in evolution. Her only good feature is that she’s predictable. ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/7 "2007-12-20T06:16:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Neither do I, for reasons detailed in approximately one-third of my No. 1 New York Times best-selling book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism. Has anyone read her book? What reasons does she give? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/8 "2007-12-20T06:31:16Z")
[QUOTE=Cunctator] Has anyone read her book? What reasons does she give? [/QUOTE] I read it, on my break at the bookstore where I worked. I don’t remember a thing about it except that it was 10% content and 90% styrofoam peanut filler. There wasn’t even enough content to work up a decent head of outrage. That didn’t really help, did it? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/9 "2007-12-20T06:35:07Z")
If you ask me, Coulter is an atheist socialist lesbian feminist who secretly masturbates to The Origin of Species. She just woke up one day and realized that she could make up for her lack of either marketable skills _or_ good/vaguely-human looks (thus knocking out the traditional career alternatives) by making up some absurd persona and using it to sell a lot of books. She’s like a Republican politician, except with books, not votes. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/10 "2007-12-20T06:56:23Z")
I was under the impression that Ann Coulter believed in Ann Coulter. Everything else is immaterial. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/11 "2007-12-20T06:58:56Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin] I was under the impression that Ann Coulter believed in Ann Coulter. Everything else is immaterial. [/QUOTE] True, true. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/12 "2007-12-20T07:01:56Z")
Why si the SDMB so obssessed with this woman? I swear there are more threads about her than every single other political writer combined. Ann Coulter doesn’t believe in evolution. Millions of Americans don’t either. It’s annoying, but whadda ya gonna do? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/13 "2007-12-20T07:29:03Z")
[QUOTE=appleciders] I think I’d have been more surprised if she did believe in evolution. Her only good feature is that she’s predictable. [/QUOTE] Are you serious? She’s way hot, and you can just tell she’s FREAKY in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/14 "2007-12-20T07:36:38Z")
True, if by “hot” you mean “ugly, bordering on being mistaken for a member of another species who could use a cheeseburger or two dozen”, and by “freaky” you mean “scary”. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/15 "2007-12-20T07:37:34Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] Why si the SDMB so obssessed with this woman? I swear there are more threads about her than every single other political writer combined. Ann Coulter doesn’t believe in evolution. Millions of Americans don’t either. It’s annoying, but whadda ya gonna do? [/QUOTE] She was on Hannity and Colmes talking about the Republican presidential candidates. When the mainstream press is having serious discussions with people who don’t believe in evolution it just seems like there is no hope. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/16 "2007-12-20T07:39:22Z")
I don’t understand how anyone can think Coulter’s hot, or even remotely good looking. YMMV, but she reminds me of one of the [Gentlemen](http://photos.ifmagazine.com/graphics/features_movie/btvs-camden_toy_as_a_gentlemen.jpg) from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/17 "2007-12-20T07:40:59Z")
[QUOTE=DanBlather] She was on Hannity and Colmes talking about the Republican presidential candidates. When the mainstream press is having serious discussions with people who don’t believe in evolution it just seems like there is no hope. [/QUOTE] Well, apparently several of the people who are actually running for President don’t believe in evolution either. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/18 "2007-12-20T07:47:33Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] Are you serious? She’s way hot, and you can just tell she’s FREAKY in bed. [/QUOTE] Yuck. Ugly on a stick, as Joe Bob put it. I’m relieved. If she accepted evolution, I’d have to start studying the ICR website. Has the twit been right about anything? ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/19 "2007-12-20T07:48:37Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] Are you serious? She’s way hot, and you can just tell she’s FREAKY in bed. [/QUOTE] Seriously? I find her remarkably unattractive (it’s her face, I think). More importantly, she strikes me as someone who is absolutely frigid in bed. I bet she just fuckin’ lays there thinking ‘you’re lucky to even be with me punk so get to work; I’m not doing shit’. I hope some democrat cons his way into her pants and when the whole thing is over with she goes into a shame spiral the likes of which the world has never seen. It’d be sweet if it was Clinton. Regarding the OP: what do you expect? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/20 "2007-12-20T09:16:48Z")
The idea of Coulter, in any way you think of her, hot or not, smart or idiot, whatever… her very existence (IMO) is the only flaw I see in the Theory of Evolution. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680.md?page=2)