# Coulter Doesn't belive in Evolution **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680 "2007-12-20T05:58:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/21 "2007-12-20T09:21:05Z")
Of course she doesn’t believe in evolution. Her ancestors got placed in the control group. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/22 "2007-12-20T09:30:03Z")
Wow. That article left me feeling like I’d just finished reading something by \*\*9th Floor \*\* in Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/23 "2007-12-20T09:30:35Z")
I find it interesting that it’s okay for some of you to rip on her looks while in any other thread (including in the Pit) doing that to someone else is almost immediately condemned. [QUOTE=Larry Borgia] I don’t understand how anyone can think Coulter’s hot, or even remotely good looking. YMMV, but she reminds me of one of the [Gentlemen](http://photos.ifmagazine.com/graphics/features_movie/btvs-camden_toy_as_a_gentlemen.jpg) from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Voyager] Yuck. Ugly on a stick, as Joe Bob put it. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=drm] Seriously? I find her remarkably unattractive (it’s her face, I think). More importantly, she strikes me as someone who is absolutely frigid in bed. [/QUOTE] Then you guys will not find [THIS](http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/21/20061114-playboycoulter.jpg) appealing! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/24 "2007-12-20T09:49:44Z")
I can’t understand the “I’d do her” stuff about Ann Coulter either. Both her books and her legs suggest she came from Treblinka, the former from the barracks and the latter from the camp. Out of curiosity- might be a better IMHO thread- but does anybody think Coulter _really_ thinks of herself as a true Christian? (Note: I’m not asking if _you_ think she’s a true Christian.) I often wonder if people like her (O’Reilly, Bush, Limbaugh, etc.) really do believe they can spew their bile and still actually be Christians, or are they just completely pandering to their base and basically amoral performance artists. Either way, what the hell is up with this [Chris Crocker](http://youtube.com/watch?v=uEE3akeFeQU&feature=related) character she’s trying out? Didn’t she learn anything from when Garth Brooks bombed with that Chris Gaines thing? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/25 "2007-12-20T09:57:58Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] Ann Coulter doesn’t believe in evolution. Millions of Americans don’t either. It’s annoying, but whadda ya gonna do? [/QUOTE] Pointing and laughing works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/26 "2007-12-20T10:51:16Z")
Shark jumping at 11. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/27 "2007-12-20T11:02:51Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] If you ask me, Coulter is an atheist socialist lesbian feminist who … [/QUOTE] You misspelled “sociopath troll”. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/28 "2007-12-20T12:20:34Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I often wonder if people like her (O’Reilly, Bush, Limbaugh, etc.) really do believe they can spew their bile and still actually be Christians, or are they just completely pandering to their base and basically amoral performance artists. [/QUOTE] I sincerly think you’ve nailed their motivation. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/29 "2007-12-20T12:37:45Z")
[QUOTE=drm] I hope some democrat cons his way into her pants and when the whole thing is over with she goes into a shame spiral the likes of which the world has never seen. It’d be sweet if it was Clinton. [/QUOTE] Bill or Hillary? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/30 "2007-12-20T13:04:36Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] Bill or Hillary? [/QUOTE] Well, Hillary has the bigger dick, ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/31 "2007-12-20T13:47:32Z")
I wonder how much our perceptions of somebody’s physical attractiveness is skewed by our disgust with their stated opinions? If I loved the idea of a monotheocratic dictatorship ruled by very rich people, would I find Coulter hot and Arianna Huffington repulsive, rather than the reverse? Anyway, her looks are immaterial and it’s a cheap tactic to criticize them. As for the crazy things she says all the time – I’ve never decided whether she really means them (indicating that she has a nest of twisting, writhing, poisonous worms in her head) or whether she’s the most dedicated performance artist since Andy Kaufman, and has been putting us on for all these years in her every single public utterance or published word. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/32 "2007-12-20T13:59:14Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I often wonder if people like her (O’Reilly, Bush, Limbaugh, etc.) really do believe they can spew their bile and still actually be Christians [/QUOTE] How does sticking with a literal interpretation of the Bible preclude them being Christians? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/33 "2007-12-20T14:11:44Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] How does sticking with a literal interpretation of the Bible preclude them being Christians? [/QUOTE] I think Sampiro was referring more to their near-constant hateful language, which is difficult to reconcile with most varieties of Christianity. Which is why he wonders if they are able to do that in their own brains, or if they are just trying to play it off to the public. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/34 "2007-12-20T14:12:35Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] How does sticking with a literal interpretation of the Bible preclude them being Christians? [/QUOTE] A literal interpretation precludes us from making moral judgments. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/35 "2007-12-20T14:23:20Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] Bill or Hillary? [/QUOTE] Well I originally was thinking Bill, but Hillary would be an interesting twist… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/36 "2007-12-20T14:31:58Z")
“Rap?” Who the hell says “rap” these days when they mean “talk?” Yeah, that’s about all I got. I think the best treatment for Coulter and her ilk is just DNFTT. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/37 "2007-12-20T14:34:02Z")
[QUOTE=drm] Well I originally was thinking Bill, but Hillary would be an interesting twist… [/QUOTE] Does Hillary smoke cigars? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/38 "2007-12-20T14:37:57Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Both her books and her legs suggest she came from Treblinka, the former from the barracks and the latter from the camp. [/QUOTE] Most elegant Godwinization ever. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/39 "2007-12-20T14:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] “Rap?” Who the hell says “rap” these days when they mean “talk?” Yeah, that’s about all I got. I think the best treatment for Coulter and her ilk is just DNFTT. [/QUOTE] This is a great approach to take if there is a chance the troll will starve from lack of attention and just go away, but that’s not going to happen. She’s got far too many right-wing friends in the media that wil let her spew her dribblings any time she wants, and unless her widely spread crap is countered, you have the old “If she is wrong, people would have said so!” dilemma. This troll is getting all the food she needs, so ignoring her is NOT going to make her go away. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/40 "2007-12-20T14:42:52Z")
This doesn’t really surprise me. I mean, isn’t she herself proof against it? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680.md?page=3)