# Coulter Doesn't belive in Evolution **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680 "2007-12-20T05:58:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/41 "2007-12-20T14:45:27Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Anyway, her looks are immaterial and it’s a cheap tactic to criticize them. [/QUOTE] Except that she tries to promote herself as someone who is hot-- hence the skimpy black dress she is always wearing. FTR, I find her unattractive. I also thinks she makes up half of her beliefs, this being one of them. I bet she either does “believe” in evolution or really has no opinion at all. But controversy sells books. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/42 "2007-12-20T14:52:39Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] Are you serious? She’s way hot, and you can just tell she’s FREAKY in bed. [/QUOTE] Thank you for that! My penis just shrivelled up to the size of a raisin and then fell off. You owe me a new penis. (Band name!) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/43 "2007-12-20T14:58:40Z")
Did Ann use the word ‘rap’ as in discuss? **BWWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!** ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/44 "2007-12-20T15:01:39Z")
[QUOTE=Mosier] Are you serious? She’s way hot, and you can just tell she’s FREAKY in bed. [/QUOTE] Ew. I wouldn’t do her with _your_ penis, let alone my own. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/45 "2007-12-20T15:20:46Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Thank you for that! My penis just shrivelled up to the size of a raisin and then fell off. You owe me a new penis. (Band name!) [/QUOTE] King Missile - ‘Detachable Penis’. What’d I win? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/46 "2007-12-20T15:35:17Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Of course she doesn’t believe in evolution. Her ancestors got placed in the control group. [/QUOTE] 😃 Thanks for the day’s first belly laugh. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/47 "2007-12-20T15:58:24Z")
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia] What’d I win? 😃 [/QUOTE] A raisin. Or something that looks like one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/48 "2007-12-20T16:01:43Z")
[QUOTE=DanBlather] Ann Coulter doesnt believe in evolution [/QUOTE] That seems odd, given [her obvious resemblance](http://www.ljworld.com/photos/2005/03/30/coulter.jpg) to [her primate kin](http://www.groseducationalmedia.ca/wendover/gibbon.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/49 "2007-12-20T16:04:17Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] If you ask me, Coulter is an atheist socialist lesbian feminist who secretly masturbates to The Origin of Species. [/QUOTE] With a picture of Ted Kennedy on the ceiling over her bed. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/50 "2007-12-20T16:06:20Z")
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia] King Missile - ‘Detachable Penis’. What’d I win? 😃 [/QUOTE] I haven’t thought about that in forever! And yet, it’s oddly appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/51 "2007-12-20T16:12:10Z")
Ms. Coulter, sweetie, it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in evolution; evolution believes in _YOU_! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/52 "2007-12-20T16:22:27Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Ms. Coulter, sweetie, it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in evolution; evolution believes in _YOU_! [/QUOTE] This would be a more convincing argument if Ms. Coulter’s knuckles didn’t drag on the ground when she’s not in heels. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/53 "2007-12-20T16:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=Trion] I haven’t thought about that in forever! And yet, it’s oddly appropriate. [/QUOTE] You’ll be singing it all day now. Muuhahahahaha! {moustache twirl} ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/54 "2007-12-20T16:40:08Z")
More evidence: [Coulter hand](http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg) : [gibbon hand](http://www.boneclones.com/LC-13.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/55 "2007-12-20T16:51:23Z")
[QUOTE=Onomatopoeia] You’ll be singing it all day now. Muuhahahahaha! {moustache twirl} [/QUOTE] Well, I don’t think you actually _sing_ that one. But still - _shakes fist_. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/56 "2007-12-20T17:03:05Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] I think Sampiro was referring more to their near-constant hateful language, which is difficult to reconcile with most varieties of Christianity. Which is why he wonders if they are able to do that in their own brains, or if they are just trying to play it off to the public. [/QUOTE] Yep (thanks). [QUOTE=Gatopescado] Well, Hillary has the bigger dick, [/QUOTE] That’s not very difficult. Ann’s must be shorter than an Ol’ Smoky or it’d stick out under that microskirt. [QUOTE=tdn] You owe me a new penis. (Band name!) [/QUOTE] But I’d spell it Uomia Nudik ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/57 "2007-12-20T17:19:14Z")
I suspect Colter saw an opening and ran for it. A woman that could appeal to the far righties would be an untapped market. I think she spends a lot of time trying to find a way to twist all things liberal as evil . I am not convinced she really believes the crap she says. I think she laughs all the way to the bank. Her books are absurd ,heavily panned yet financially successful. The money part she gets right. ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/58 "2007-12-20T17:23:27Z")
[QUOTE=spoke-] More evidence: [Coulter hand](http://www.overspun.com/images/Coulter.Alien.jpg) : [/QUOTE] My immediate thought upon seeing that pic was of an alien [face-hugger](http://www.horrorphile.net/images/alien-facehugger-on-kane1.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/59 "2007-12-20T17:50:35Z")
I’m suspicious of that hand photo. Compare to this: > **[Ann Coulter Photo Gallery](http://www.morethings.com/images/ann_coulter/ann_coulter_photo_gallery10.htm)** > > I hate to love Ann Coulter Fan Page and Photos (bottom picture, purplish sweater, disguised as a mammal…) ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680/60 "2007-12-20T18:23:04Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Anyway, her looks are immaterial and it’s a cheap tactic to criticize them. [/QUOTE] This would be more relevant if said comments weren’t usually preceded by a round of “Who cares what she says, she’s hot!” Once the topic’s brought up, the criticisms are just a response and not a fallacious refutation of her arguments. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coulter-doesnt-belive-in-evolution/430680.md?page=4)