# Count the Fs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058 "2004-09-11T18:07:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/21 "2004-09-12T04:08:41Z")

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> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> You should have put O’s in front of them so your parents’ brains couldn’t process them.
> 
> 6 for 6.

That’s the best joke I ever read on this board.  
I counted 6 but only because I recounted 3 times. The first time I counted 4 and the second time I counted 5.

I still feel good about myself though.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/22 "2004-09-12T04:59:31Z")

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Well, I’ve seen this before and STILL only counted 4. :smack:

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/23 "2004-09-12T05:08:14Z")

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I only counted five. Apparently at some point my geniusness runs out.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/24 "2004-09-12T05:25:23Z")

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Am I the only one who thought that this was a trick question and that the answer was going to be something like:

There’s only one “F” in “the following text”.

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**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/25 "2004-09-12T11:50:33Z")

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I am a genius 😃

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/26 "2004-09-12T12:00:05Z")

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**Lobsang** you are not alone I only saw 3 and I counted twice. I blame it on the last glass of wine. 😃

It is is no suprise that I am not a genius.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/27 "2004-09-12T12:15:45Z")

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I wrote a program to count the Fs.

There are 93.

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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/28 "2004-09-12T12:45:47Z")

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I counted 6 the first time, and thinking there must be a trick recounted.

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**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/29 "2004-09-12T19:46:45Z")

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What? I’m supposed to be a genius??? I think the test is a bit flawed…

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/30 "2004-09-12T19:54:06Z")

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I got 4. I’m going to try again…

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/31 "2004-09-12T19:58:17Z")

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I got 6 the second time. Ha! No piece of text is going to out smart me! 😃

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/32 "2004-09-12T23:36:12Z")

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I counted 7, but I’m still a little cross-eyed from oggling the 3D ladies in that other thread…

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-the-fs/264058/33 "2004-09-13T13:28:15Z")

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I counted 5. N’s, that is.

[sub]I’m such a rebel.[/sub]

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