# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2004 "2019-12-29T10:08:18Z")

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2082

She swallowed the bird…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2005 "2019-12-29T11:05:44Z")

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2083

…to catch the spider;

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2006 "2019-12-29T23:20:10Z")

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2084

Who wiggled and jiggled…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2007 "2019-12-30T03:06:55Z")

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2085

…and tickled insider her.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2008 "2019-12-30T05:33:42Z")

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2086  
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2009 "2019-12-30T05:49:15Z")

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2087

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2010 "2019-12-30T06:04:35Z")

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2088

I guess she’ll die.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2011 "2019-12-30T10:29:32Z")

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2089

There was an old lady…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2012 "2019-12-30T19:01:35Z")

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2090

Who swallowed a cat…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2013 "2019-12-30T21:07:32Z")

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2091

How about that?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2014 "2019-12-30T23:12:51Z")

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2092

She swallowed a cat!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2015 "2019-12-31T05:00:01Z")

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2093

She swallowed a cat…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2016 "2019-12-31T05:52:36Z")

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2094  
to catch the bird

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2017 "2019-12-31T10:57:10Z")

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2095

She swallowed the bird…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2018 "2019-12-31T17:55:33Z")

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2096

To catch the spider

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2019 "2019-12-31T20:30:02Z")

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2097

That wiggled and jiggled…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2020 "2019-12-31T21:46:49Z")

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2098

And tickled inside her

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2021 "2019-12-31T23:52:49Z")

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2099

She swallowed the spider

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2022 "2020-01-01T00:03:27Z")

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2100

… To catch the fly

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2023 "2020-01-01T00:22:18Z")

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2101

I don’t know why…

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